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Professor Horatio Hufnagel
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Youngest man alive

A rock-like thing of a man
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Orange Cassidy tonight on #AEWDynamite
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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“Sometimes violence is the answer.” - Y’all heard our only king, Brody King.

#AEW
January 8, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order
Mamdani: "The cost of childcare will no longer discourage young adults from starting a family, because we will deliver universal childcare for the many by taxing the wealthiest few"
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Well, Tones and I is awful
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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don't get hit ❤️‍🔥
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 10d
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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🎶 there must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found / for when they placed it on his head he began to reproduce 🎶
December 7, 2023 at 3:07 PM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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The Republican-controlled Utah state legislature put a moratorium on health care for trans kids, and ordered an exhaustive review of the evidence. Two and a half years later, the 1000-page report said, in short, care for trans kids is safe and effective.

www.sltrib.com/news/politic...
Utah lawmakers’ own study found gender-affirming care benefits trans youth. Will they lift the treatment ban?
The Utah Legislature's own newly-released study found that gender-affirming care benefits trans youth. Now, will lawmakers lift the treatment ban?
www.sltrib.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
What in the hell is with the picture quality on this Marshall vs App State game
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Democrats every time.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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New meme just dropped, courtesy of Mercedes and Harley!

#AEWDynamite #AEW
#WrestleSky 🤼
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
13!
October 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Chicago gonna Chicago. #nokings and #noketchup @dansinker.com @dansavage.bsky.social @introvert.net @andshewasdonna.bsky.social someone please get Weiner’s Circle off Xitter and onto Bluesky, FTLOG.
October 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM