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According to the "Durai Report" released last year (concealed for many years by church), this unknown man is the true hero...
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I love going to the communist hospital
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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I hope things get better.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
(Sitcom cutaway to my wife discovering the glow dust and cursing me for leaving a mess in the house)
Leave her an offering of glow dust, and perhaps she will deign to speak with you.
December 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Your capital is being raided
Your capital is being raided
Construction of [Weapons Room] complete at [Pleasure Palace]
Your capital is being raided
[Dowager Empress] has lost respect for you
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I really wasn’t trying to come across as a know it all but do you really have to hit me with a no fave reply like this? I’m about to turn into a red dot on your HUD radar if you keep this up
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
(Barret, explaining Midgar to Cloud, who for the purposes of this joke is American): imagine a pizza- no wait imagine a burger
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
(That’s Chappie voice) the dog in the SoftBank commercials is the father of the human family and has been for 20 years for reasons no one is quite sure of
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I'm pretty sure he just wants to have a car called the "N-Box" sold in the US
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
What the hell are you doing @hirono.senate.gov
11 Senate Democrats just voted to advance the nomination of a Federal Society judge who used to defend banks and payday lenders:

Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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I bought my Shinra Electric Company Mako powered car before Sephiroth went crazy
March 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The duality of man
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Greetings, Orc. How may I help you?
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Super Hague. We’re talking Ultra Hague. The most and hardest anyone has ever been sent to The Hague for Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Not now, Orc, I'm busy.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Shinji's dad: It's get a bag Tuesday Shinji. if you're still sleep turn yourself into LCL. If you don't chase that bag I'll make Rei grind on her PTO day
March 19, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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Damn it's crazy I'm in the top 0.01% of listeners of remixes of "Eternal Wind" from Final Fantasy 3 for the fifth year in a row
December 4, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Yes, “Close to the Edge”
What's the best album of 2025?
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Kermit the Frog Rainbow Connection voice

Why are there so many
Songs about wanting to fuck Santa Claus
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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wake up, wake up, wake up (it's the first of the month)
get up, get up, get up, (it's the first of the month)
November 1, 2023 at 4:22 PM
(Suddenly appearing out of the aether fully formed and verified on Bluesky despite not existing until this morning voice) I haven’t posted for months does this place still hate AI? Wow these responses are proving that I’m right
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The date is going great until he pulls out the Sephiroth credit card do you continue
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Sea Turtle
Pacific Golden Plover
Night Heron
Tanuki
Monk Seal
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Moose
Black bear
Goldfinch
Mountain lion
Raccoon
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Skunk
Red fox
Wild turkey
Praying mantis
Horseshoe crab
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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You already brought me five portions of muck.
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Yeah, I’ll be surprised if it’s good!!
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM