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According to the "Durai Report" released last year (concealed for many years by church), this unknown man is the true hero...
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I hate this place! I hate it!
November 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I went to the Shimada Mind Tower but no one there knew you
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Whoa so you’re telling me gross things are happening on X, the everything app how have I never heard this before
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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I suppose I could tell ya how to use Bluesky, mister SOLDIER.

Yes
>No

Well, first thing is don’t say anything negative about Israel
January 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Welcome to Bluesky, here are the RULES:
August 31, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Now I’m glad I didn’t make a joke about being sworn in on a copy of Chrono Trigger or something because now it’s an annoying topic
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Jair Bolsonaro:
*hiccup* Well, I guess that my pockets are starting to *hiccup* run a bit dry. And Wood Elf tossing *hiccup* just isn't as much fun when you're *hiccup* broke. I'll leave... but only because *hiccup* I love you so much, %PCRace. *hiccup*. Um, okay. *hiccup*. I'll be out of here soon.
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
This year Canadians renaming Americanos to Canadianos or whatever was a funny phenomenon because it put tedious pedants at odds with other tedious pedants who love to point out that an Americano is a weaker espresso for unsophisticated evil American palates
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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I’m glad 2025 dead
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’m glad 2025 dead
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Michigan belongs to the Nords!!!
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
(Cecil has become a Paladin!)

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December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Get away from me, you slackjawed, flea-bitten %PCRace.
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Sephiroth: what’s your favorite minor celebrity interaction? I’ll start, I was in an elevator with Joe Walsh but it was after he left the Eagles

Cloud: (doubled over and clutching his head in agony as a piercing screech only he can hear resounds)
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I will not deign even a hate click to MTG unless the interviewer is specifically asking goose/gander questions about why she was perfectly happy wielding a death threat happy base against targets like Ilhan Omar but immediately ducked out the second they were turned against herself
I regret to inform you once again that I will not be reading The New York Times' interview with Sephiroth, I don't need to see it anymore
December 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I regret to inform you once again that I will not be reading The New York Times' interview with Sephiroth, I don't need to see it anymore
January 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
MORDOR is the hottest new startup for gentrifying neighborhoods
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Day 9 of Avatar discourse. Frank went out for supplies and came back with some food but also just like the rest of them. We had to isolate him with the others in what we’re calling the “cultural impact room.” Can’t use the radio anymore, site 52 was also culturally impacted and lost control of it
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I went to the Tinkle Pit and everyone there knew you
December 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The early 2000s were crazy, you could have a hit song just about turning the car around
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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How can I trust you if you will not do this one simple favor in Mephala's dark name?
December 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hold on I’m going to steal some nirnroot from Dillard’s
It's quite possible you may find Nirnroot in people's homes or businesses. Not everyone knows its true potential.
December 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Grandma got run over by a reindeer?
December 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Had a laugh thinking about “the Puss in Boots movie has a realistic depiction of a panic attack” discourse
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My sister has a great cat
December 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM