Greetings, %PCRace
@replierocelot.bsky.social
According to the "Durai Report" released last year (concealed for many years by church), this unknown man is the true hero...
Pinned
Handshake meme
English speaking non-Americans who like to joke about dead kids and the Babylon Bee coming together over having only one joke in their repertoire
English speaking non-Americans who like to joke about dead kids and the Babylon Bee coming together over having only one joke in their repertoire
January 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Handshake meme
English speaking non-Americans who like to joke about dead kids and the Babylon Bee coming together over having only one joke in their repertoire
English speaking non-Americans who like to joke about dead kids and the Babylon Bee coming together over having only one joke in their repertoire
Reminded on this cursed day when I was playing devils advocate to a J6 denying coworker and telling him the crowd was actually chanting that they wanted to “hang out with” Mike Pence
January 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Reminded on this cursed day when I was playing devils advocate to a J6 denying coworker and telling him the crowd was actually chanting that they wanted to “hang out with” Mike Pence
Having coffee with a friend this morning
January 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Having coffee with a friend this morning
Since it’s another day of “Bluesky is too toxic” discourse let’s see who is being bullied… oh it’s AI/LLM guys again.
I’ll admit that I’m an asshole about this topic, however this goes both ways. Every other week there’s some person barging into my feed going “What’s UP motherfuckers why don’t you
I’ll admit that I’m an asshole about this topic, however this goes both ways. Every other week there’s some person barging into my feed going “What’s UP motherfuckers why don’t you
January 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Since it’s another day of “Bluesky is too toxic” discourse let’s see who is being bullied… oh it’s AI/LLM guys again.
I’ll admit that I’m an asshole about this topic, however this goes both ways. Every other week there’s some person barging into my feed going “What’s UP motherfuckers why don’t you
I’ll admit that I’m an asshole about this topic, however this goes both ways. Every other week there’s some person barging into my feed going “What’s UP motherfuckers why don’t you
We used to drink from the hose but kids tossndbhdss
In the past, the Ghostfence was completely effective, but now we hear reports of encounters with blighted monsters outside the fence.
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
We used to drink from the hose but kids tossndbhdss
NBC’s The Slap
Enby Seize This Lap
Enby Seize This Lap
January 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
NBC’s The Slap
Enby Seize This Lap
Enby Seize This Lap
Really struggling to find anything to buy in the Steam sale. I think it may be over for me
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Really struggling to find anything to buy in the Steam sale. I think it may be over for me
In my waning days of posting on Twitter I would joke that if you wanted to keep in touch I could be found in the comments section of Selphie Tilmitt’s blog on the Balamb Garden school intranet but man today really is a day I wish it were an option to recamp at
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
In my waning days of posting on Twitter I would joke that if you wanted to keep in touch I could be found in the comments section of Selphie Tilmitt’s blog on the Balamb Garden school intranet but man today really is a day I wish it were an option to recamp at
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I hate this place! I hate it!
November 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I hate this place! I hate it!
I went to the Shimada Mind Tower but no one there knew you
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I went to the Shimada Mind Tower but no one there knew you
Whoa so you’re telling me gross things are happening on X, the everything app how have I never heard this before
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Whoa so you’re telling me gross things are happening on X, the everything app how have I never heard this before
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I suppose I could tell ya how to use Bluesky, mister SOLDIER.
Yes
>No
Well, first thing is don’t say anything negative about Israel
Yes
>No
Well, first thing is don’t say anything negative about Israel
January 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I suppose I could tell ya how to use Bluesky, mister SOLDIER.
Yes
>No
Well, first thing is don’t say anything negative about Israel
Yes
>No
Well, first thing is don’t say anything negative about Israel
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Welcome to Bluesky, here are the RULES:
August 31, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Welcome to Bluesky, here are the RULES:
Now I’m glad I didn’t make a joke about being sworn in on a copy of Chrono Trigger or something because now it’s an annoying topic
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Now I’m glad I didn’t make a joke about being sworn in on a copy of Chrono Trigger or something because now it’s an annoying topic
Jair Bolsonaro:
*hiccup* Well, I guess that my pockets are starting to *hiccup* run a bit dry. And Wood Elf tossing *hiccup* just isn't as much fun when you're *hiccup* broke. I'll leave... but only because *hiccup* I love you so much, %PCRace. *hiccup*. Um, okay. *hiccup*. I'll be out of here soon.
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Jair Bolsonaro:
This year Canadians renaming Americanos to Canadianos or whatever was a funny phenomenon because it put tedious pedants at odds with other tedious pedants who love to point out that an Americano is a weaker espresso for unsophisticated evil American palates
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
This year Canadians renaming Americanos to Canadianos or whatever was a funny phenomenon because it put tedious pedants at odds with other tedious pedants who love to point out that an Americano is a weaker espresso for unsophisticated evil American palates
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I’m glad 2025 dead
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’m glad 2025 dead
I’m glad 2025 dead
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’m glad 2025 dead
Michigan belongs to the Nords!!!
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Michigan belongs to the Nords!!!
(Cecil has become a Paladin!)
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Voice: Your Paladin Certification will expire in 23 months and 29 days. Sign up now for our continuing education program and learn how you can earn credits towards your next certification!
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
(Cecil has become a Paladin!)
Voice: Your Paladin Certification will expire in 23 months and 29 days. Sign up now for our continuing education program and learn how you can earn credits towards your next certification!
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Get away from me, you slackjawed, flea-bitten %PCRace.
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Get away from me, you slackjawed, flea-bitten %PCRace.
Sephiroth: what’s your favorite minor celebrity interaction? I’ll start, I was in an elevator with Joe Walsh but it was after he left the Eagles
Cloud: (doubled over and clutching his head in agony as a piercing screech only he can hear resounds)
Cloud: (doubled over and clutching his head in agony as a piercing screech only he can hear resounds)
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Sephiroth: what’s your favorite minor celebrity interaction? I’ll start, I was in an elevator with Joe Walsh but it was after he left the Eagles
Cloud: (doubled over and clutching his head in agony as a piercing screech only he can hear resounds)
Cloud: (doubled over and clutching his head in agony as a piercing screech only he can hear resounds)
I will not deign even a hate click to MTG unless the interviewer is specifically asking goose/gander questions about why she was perfectly happy wielding a death threat happy base against targets like Ilhan Omar but immediately ducked out the second they were turned against herself
I regret to inform you once again that I will not be reading The New York Times' interview with Sephiroth, I don't need to see it anymore
December 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I will not deign even a hate click to MTG unless the interviewer is specifically asking goose/gander questions about why she was perfectly happy wielding a death threat happy base against targets like Ilhan Omar but immediately ducked out the second they were turned against herself
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I regret to inform you once again that I will not be reading The New York Times' interview with Sephiroth, I don't need to see it anymore
January 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I regret to inform you once again that I will not be reading The New York Times' interview with Sephiroth, I don't need to see it anymore
MORDOR is the hottest new startup for gentrifying neighborhoods
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
MORDOR is the hottest new startup for gentrifying neighborhoods