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Sam
@retconning.bsky.social
Ex-lawyer, now writer. Gender funky. Long Covid since 2020. Slowly (slowly) learning Thai and Spanish.

Anti-zionist Jew. Anti-capitalist human. Atypical brain.

If you're a #freenbecky or other thai GL friend, look for me @moebiuswrites.bsky.social
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I'm rooting for dolphins, personally.
two episodes in... welcome to derry seems to have a real fixation on the horror of birth...
December 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
wow, not even bothering to make it subtle.
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i have a lot of thoughts on the women who support pretty gay fictional tv characters and nope out when actual queer athletes exist (all. over. women's. sports.) probably because they don't watch or care about actual sports.
Again, I truly *loved* this week’s episode of Heated Rivalry, but IT IS A WISH FULFILLMENT ROMANCE. The success of a gay hockey romance TV show, largely watched by people who are neither hockey players nor hockey fans, is not “proof that the world is ready and all we would do is love you”
December 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Again, I truly *loved* this week’s episode of Heated Rivalry, but IT IS A WISH FULFILLMENT ROMANCE. The success of a gay hockey romance TV show, largely watched by people who are neither hockey players nor hockey fans, is not “proof that the world is ready and all we would do is love you”
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i do not at ALL like what the title of the #pluribus finale is implying.
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I will never get over Karine from Traitors Canada not being my girlfriend.
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My regular post wishing all if the Southeast Asian and LatAm people I follow on txitter would migrate. Sadly, not everything can be solved by becoming more insular.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Apparently the helicopters I've been hearing all morning are news copters, which is hilarious because I don't even know how to find breaking news anymore now that the internet is slop.
Providence officials announced late Sunday that they are releasing the person that had previously been captured and deemed a “person of interest” in the Saturday shooting at Brown University that left 2 people dead and 9 people injured.

https://bit.ly/4iV4Iw0
Providence officials release 'person of interest' in Brown shooting and look for new suspects
The shooter is still at large. 'We still have a lot of steps left to take, obviously, in this case," Rhode Island Attorney General Peter Neronha said.
www.wgbh.org
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
and a day later i see all the typos 🙃
I didn't really like Wake Up Dead Man (it's fiiine) but gosh, Louise. Bridget Everett is a powerhouse. Incredible what she did wjtb abojt 2 minutes inscreen and 3 minutes of just voice.

Anyway, go watch Somebody, Somewhere.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I didn't really like Wake Up Dead Man (it's fiiine) but gosh, Louise. Bridget Everett is a powerhouse. Incredible what she did wjtb abojt 2 minutes inscreen and 3 minutes of just voice.

Anyway, go watch Somebody, Somewhere.
December 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Apparently yesterday there was someone wandering around Brown posing as a federal agent.

From a local school:
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i wonder if the "as i suspected" was necessary here 🤔
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
not that I'm one to defend trump, but lots of accounts were sharing that. including "legitimate" media (not that there is such a thing anymore)

also, folks. shooter(s) still at large. priorities.
At 5:44, Trump posted that the Brown University shooting suspect was in custody

8 minutes later at 5:52, Brown University said the “situation remains ongoing. Continue to shelter in place.”
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
for folks who know where i live and might be worried: I'm okay. sheltering in place. most of the activity is 1/2 to 1 mile away as of right now. I'm getting alerts from a friend whose sister works there.
December 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Started playing Blue Prince again the other day after a few months of a break... today I accidentally discovered an entirely new puzzle. What a great game.
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Back in the… aughts, probably? There was this husband/wife couple who made movies starring the wife, always as a lesbian. They weren’t very good movies, but you know. Slim pickins back then and, like many other bad queer movies of that era, were beloved by many.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Over the years, we have accumulated many, many weird items on this show. Wax presidents, Russell Crowe’s jock strap, even a Bob Ross painting. Now, you can own them. Visit johnoliversjunk.com to bid on items that will help us raise money for The Public Media Bridge Fund!
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This auction is super cool. I wish I could afford literally anything. (I’d go for the signed bidet, tbh). But, you know, AI ate my job prospects.

Anyway, it’s raising money for public media… if you have money to spend on a good cause, give it a look.
Our season finale is about the vital role public media plays in the lives of many Americans, how the Trump Administration’s budget cuts could impact those Americans directly, and one small way we’re trying to make a difference. And yes, of course, there is a bidet involved.
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
been up since 4am, watching traitors canada because, like, you know. whatever.
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
i randomly started rewatching terminator dark fate last night but got distracted and now I've decided to rewatch 1984 terminator first to once again feel smug in my "dark fate was an intentional mimic of 1984, because that was the whole point of the changed fate stuff."
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.

Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.

This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
truly a joy to check out a tv show for the concept and discover the lead is a queer woman. usually i have to seek out the queer women!
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
life has been very weird (complimentary) for the last 6 weeks.
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
nooooooo they're lisping, it's european spanish 😭
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM