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Revontulet (they/them)
@revontulet.bsky.social
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On a quest to become Canada's Worst DJ
Hates 🏃💨; does it anyway
Loves mashups, bass/house music, Chilltrax, Lights, & Morcheeba
GenX enby immigrant in Mississauga; used to be kitchenless😎
❌Blocks randos begging for $❌
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My great-grandma's elder brother was on a ship in Halifax Harbour during the explosion and helped with the rescue effort immediately afterwards. His son wrote a brief but incredibly harrowing memoir of that experience.
Narrative of my great-grandma's elder brother's Halifax Explosion experience as written by his son: Then comes the memory that stays with him in all of its original sound, fear, excitement and horror...the explosion of the ammunition ship in Halifax harbor. The Schooner he was on was tied up to a tree across the harbor when the accident occurred and I could see in his eyes as he went through each experience: first the sound of the explosions and then the pieces of metal, men and machinery flying through the air. The huge splashes as it dropped into the water and the noise as it flew through the air onto the shore and cut through trees and buildings. Being assigned to go ashore and help wherever he could. The classroom full of children, they looked as though they were asleep at their desks but were not. His eyes play out more of the scene but he has stopped narrating now. Finally another sip of beer and after another long drag he puts out the cigarette and tells of the end of the war and he being assigned to three ships tied together in the harbor by himself as security watch.
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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"Married to the Sea" comic of a hand inserting a key into a front door lock. The caption reads: "This is way too fucking hard. I need an app that sends all my personal data to corporations to Bluetooth this damn lock instead."
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Channelled my inner Jacques Pépin and made a Potato Leek Gratin for supper tonight! 🍜
Potato Leek Gratin in a beige stoneware casserole, fresh from the oven. The top is covered with nicely browned Emmentaler cheese. Potato Leek Gratin, plated in a white ceramic bowl and garnished with finely chopped parsley
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Post a famous bathroom scene.
Cornholio visits an empty girls' bathroom in search of TP for his bunghole.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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I'll finally have shoes to go with my Sexy Baboon costume for Halloween next year
A pair of extremely unfortunately designed bicycle shorts with bright pink seat padding reminiscent of a baboon in estrus
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I guess I was more correct than I originally thought when I made this. 🤣
Screenshot of Pierre Poilievre tweet "improved" to read "POOTS, NOT SHITS" indeed of "BOOTS, NOT SUITS"
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Potato Power: Part Deux

I made Jamaican patties filled with the leftover aloo channa I made yesterday 😎
Four Jamaican patties on parchment paper, curry filling oozing slightly from the slashes in them. Close-up of a Jamaican patty with curry filling oozing slightly from the slash in the middle.
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
A generic romance novel cover illustration of a beefy shirtless man embracing a woman in a diaphanous dress. The text over the woman reads "Undress me with words" and the text over the man reads "You have a spider in your bra."
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Potato Power 🥔💪

Check out my homemade aloo channa (potato and chickpea curry)
Homemade aloo channa (potato and chickpea curry) in a white bowl on a woven wicker placemat.
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Lenny Kravitz approves
Lenny Kravitz wearing a comically oversized brown knitted scarf the size of a throw blanket
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Bright green pesto in a small black and clear food chopper
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Babe Alert (it's me)
Revontulet is sporting a stylish new short haircut. They are wearing grey frame glasses, a silver pendant, and a black t-shirt, and resting their chin on the back if their left wrist so their forearm tattoo of a rose, the words "Never Undo", and a sun is visible.
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The infamous Taylor Swift "no its becky" Tumblr post: yallarebrutalizingme: This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don't do marijuana. It's the most dangerous drug out there. Please don't wind up like Becky. bitch-pudding: pretty sure that's Taylor Swift dundermilfflin: no its becky
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Yes, we SHOULD celebrate the world's first trillionaire. Perhaps with a party, and a BBQ afterward.
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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OMGGG SNOOOOWING!!!
View from the Weathercam: A neighbourhood of high rise condo/apartment buildings is lightly dusted with snow. Buildings in the distance are slightly blurred by the snow falling.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Album cover for "New Miserable Experience" by the Gin Blossoms
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I don't even use a terra cotta thingy, I just keep it in one of these clip-top storage jars from IKEA
An IKEA glass jar with an airtight clip-top lid
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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LOL everything's coming up Milhouse...er...Mamdani
Top read On English Wikipedia 1. Zohran Mamdani Mayor-elect of New York City (born 1991) 2. Rama Duwaji American artist, First Lady-designate of New York City (born 1997) 3. Mira Nair Indian-American filmmaker (born 1957) 4. Mahmood Mamdani Ugandan academic (born 1946) 5. 2025 New York City mayoral election An election for the mayor of NYC held November 4, 2025
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Yes, Wankers Corner is a real place. No, I don't actually live there (though I did grow up nearby). It's pronounced "WONKers."
October 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Osaka, is that you? 🤣
Osaka from Azumanga Daioh tells the most frightening story to Chiyo, Yomi, and Tomo: Panel 1: Osaka holds her hands under her chin in a creepy pose and says "I had a real terrifying experience yesterday." Panel 2: View from behind Osaka - Chiyo, Yomi, and Tomo are looking at Osaka with scared and nervous faces as she says "I was all alone in my room" Panel 3: View from behind Osaka - Chiyo, Yomi, and Tomo are looking at Osaka with even more trepidation as she continues "and out of nowhere," Panel 4: Closeup of Osaka with a creepy look on her face as she finishes her story with "I smelled a fart that wasn't mine."
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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I've dropped 6kg since I came down with Covid and it's really obvious in my face.
Revontulet sans glasses gazes into the camera. They are wearing a black t-shirt. Revontulet in a photo from September. They are wearing grey frame glasses and a purple cashmere sweater with a red cotton shirt underneath. Their face looks a little fuller than in the previous photo.
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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FŪDD
The finished product: lamb and vegetable stew with lentils and barley, and freshly baked bread in a white ceramic bowl
October 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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BRØD
Small batch of no-knead bread in a brown silicone bread mold
October 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM