Hear me out.
Huevos Rancheerios.
Huevos Rancheerios.
May 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hear me out.
Huevos Rancheerios.
Huevos Rancheerios.
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The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
Great. Now I have a trade deficit with Hair Cuttery.
April 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Great. Now I have a trade deficit with Hair Cuttery.
“Thanks for last night,” I whisper drowsily. “I barely slept at all.”
You reply with a gentle beep, which is your love language because you are a carbon monoxide detector.
You reply with a gentle beep, which is your love language because you are a carbon monoxide detector.
March 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
“Thanks for last night,” I whisper drowsily. “I barely slept at all.”
You reply with a gentle beep, which is your love language because you are a carbon monoxide detector.
You reply with a gentle beep, which is your love language because you are a carbon monoxide detector.
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
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Guys, susan collins is looking into this so try not to scare her. So many times we have been this close to having her on our side and then one of you did a mean post and ruined it
February 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Guys, susan collins is looking into this so try not to scare her. So many times we have been this close to having her on our side and then one of you did a mean post and ruined it
Trying to type my work emails on my phone is so frustrating, it makes me want to call in sick.
I tell ya, I’m one typo away from a dental health day.
I tell ya, I’m one typo away from a dental health day.
February 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Trying to type my work emails on my phone is so frustrating, it makes me want to call in sick.
I tell ya, I’m one typo away from a dental health day.
I tell ya, I’m one typo away from a dental health day.
Really disappointing to see Popular Science stoop to this kind of kink-shaming
January 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Really disappointing to see Popular Science stoop to this kind of kink-shaming
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When Biden and Obama won the press spent the next 4-8 years interviewing voters who didn’t back them. But don’t expect the same now, just like last time Trump won.
January 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
When Biden and Obama won the press spent the next 4-8 years interviewing voters who didn’t back them. But don’t expect the same now, just like last time Trump won.
Well, there's people, and more people
What do they know, know, know
Go to work in some high rise
And vacation down at the Gulf of America
What do they know, know, know
Go to work in some high rise
And vacation down at the Gulf of America
January 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Well, there's people, and more people
What do they know, know, know
Go to work in some high rise
And vacation down at the Gulf of America
What do they know, know, know
Go to work in some high rise
And vacation down at the Gulf of America
I bet nobody on their deathbed ever looks back at their life and regrets the time they spent with dogs
January 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I bet nobody on their deathbed ever looks back at their life and regrets the time they spent with dogs
Them: We will send you an email to reset your password
Me:
Me:
January 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Them: We will send you an email to reset your password
Me:
Me:
Honestly living on mars doesn’t sound so bad right about now
January 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Honestly living on mars doesn’t sound so bad right about now
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It’s kind of funny to think that now millennials won’t be able to afford a mortgage because they’re buying eggs and toast instead of avocado toast.
January 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It’s kind of funny to think that now millennials won’t be able to afford a mortgage because they’re buying eggs and toast instead of avocado toast.
January 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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You can't say he's a fascist and a criminal, but then act like he's just another ex-president with Secret Service detail and other perks. If he's a criminal, you prove it by treating him like one.
January 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You can't say he's a fascist and a criminal, but then act like he's just another ex-president with Secret Service detail and other perks. If he's a criminal, you prove it by treating him like one.
You don’t need a machete, she said.
What would you do with a machete, she asked.
Who wishes she had a machete now, I ask.
What would you do with a machete, she asked.
Who wishes she had a machete now, I ask.
January 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You don’t need a machete, she said.
What would you do with a machete, she asked.
Who wishes she had a machete now, I ask.
What would you do with a machete, she asked.
Who wishes she had a machete now, I ask.
Godzilla Minus One | Official Trailer | Netflix
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December 28, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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If you had told me last month that Musk and Vivek and Trump and all their fanboys and supporters would, by late December, be furious with each other over the most clownish, unforced errors borne out of their unchecked egos and failure to read the room, I would have told you:
No shit, Sherlock.
No shit, Sherlock.
December 27, 2024 at 6:59 PM
If you had told me last month that Musk and Vivek and Trump and all their fanboys and supporters would, by late December, be furious with each other over the most clownish, unforced errors borne out of their unchecked egos and failure to read the room, I would have told you:
No shit, Sherlock.
No shit, Sherlock.
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I’ve said this before, but as a Gen Xer who was force fed “classic rock” songs — including Lola, Walk on the Wild Side, Get Back! which all have frank discussions of trans figures — it is just wild to hear Boomers complaining about how pop culture has only now “gone woke” with an LGBT message.
December 24, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I’ve said this before, but as a Gen Xer who was force fed “classic rock” songs — including Lola, Walk on the Wild Side, Get Back! which all have frank discussions of trans figures — it is just wild to hear Boomers complaining about how pop culture has only now “gone woke” with an LGBT message.
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Conservatives have constant conferences that yea are silly but they also build culture, and we don’t have much of that on the left side. I think these things matter.
December 23, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Conservatives have constant conferences that yea are silly but they also build culture, and we don’t have much of that on the left side. I think these things matter.
The hardest thing to search online for is the holiday EP recorded by the band who released More Fun in the New World.
It’s called Merry Xmas from X.
It’s called Merry Xmas from X.
December 22, 2024 at 12:01 PM
The hardest thing to search online for is the holiday EP recorded by the band who released More Fun in the New World.
It’s called Merry Xmas from X.
It’s called Merry Xmas from X.
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
December 22, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
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NPCA's CEO and Pres Theresa Pierno to @nytimes.com: "Parks could lose half a million dollars every day they are closed, thousands of park staff would be furloughed, and local economies that rely on park visitors could take a hit, only days before the holiday season.” www.nytimes.com/2024/12/20/t...
Government Shutdown and Travel: What to Know About Flights, Passports and More
The failure to act by Congress could cause airport lines and other disruptions across the travel industry during a busy holiday travel period.
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2024 at 10:42 PM
NPCA's CEO and Pres Theresa Pierno to @nytimes.com: "Parks could lose half a million dollars every day they are closed, thousands of park staff would be furloughed, and local economies that rely on park visitors could take a hit, only days before the holiday season.” www.nytimes.com/2024/12/20/t...
Post your favorite Star Trek character but wrong answers only
December 20, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character but wrong answers only