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Ribas Hammer
@ribashammer.bsky.social
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It's Ribas Hammer, not Rib-a-Shammer
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smokinghare.bsky.social
BREAKING NEWS: Gävlebocken has collapsed due to strong winds! Just like when it was devoured by birds in '23, nature steps in when man fails to step up!
@sarahz.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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giveearichlifeline.bsky.social
My little sister means everything to me. To save a life, share this and read our story ASAP. I have $400 for the first person to make this go viral, just email in the website link on the second image and profile page. Please, save her life. I will give you all a game to play.
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
ribashammer.bsky.social
If Hillary Clinton had won, the number of presidents that blowjob Bill Clinton would stay the same.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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roanrampant.bsky.social
Downtown Coolsville has no vacancy for cowards
A series of screenshots from the animated movie "The Iron Giant" depicting Dean sitting, drenched, in the middle of a road as he's approached by an angry rancher in a truck hauling pigs. Image 1) bsky users: Hey! me: Yeah? Image 2) bsky users: Your likes are public on bluesk- me: YEAH? Image 3) No dialogue. The rancher/bsky user looks dumbfounded. Image 4) bsky users: Alright (Rancher/bsky user drives off) Image 5) The pigs on the back of the truck are staring wide-eyed at Dean/"me" as they pass by. The pigs are labeled "my filthy followers"
October 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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thecuix.bsky.social
Be safe, and don't you dare go hollow.
4 panel comic, une bunny and a witch cat are sitting around the fire, preparing dinner. Dialogue goes : "So, you're a Brush bearer, an Artist" "Are you still painting?" "I am" "Hah! No way ! with the world on the verge of collapse and hoe fading day by day, you think art still matters?" "Now more than ever..."
September 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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tobyfox.undertale.com
We did it guys

We uploaded the unique music / battles from the stream on the bottom of the page here if you want to check it out!

undertale.com/10/
UNDERTALE 10th Anniversary Stream Event
UNDERTALE! The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone.
undertale.com
September 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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declouxj.bsky.social
Television used to be great.
September 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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zzsleeps.bsky.social
do you ever feel
lineart drawing of an ogre crying while holding a pen and tablet. text around him says, "everyone call ogre BAD AT DRAWING and IT TRUE! ogre barely even ARTIST!! ogre finally finish a 3/4 face, but ogre only can do basic drawing like a head and shoulder and can't comprehend advanced skills like "foreshortening" that make art DYNAMIC! OGRE SO DUMB IT MAKE OGRE SAD!! at this rate, ogre will never draw art worthy of repost!!"
September 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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chronomancer94.bsky.social
@b0tster.yeag.gay Just got these and they look sick 🤘
4 stickers made by b0tster, who is a super cool game dev you should follow. The top left sticker depicts her avatar (Bunlith, I think) from a low angle, staring down in disapproval. The caption reads, “Pathetic.” The top right sticker depicts her again, reclining in a “chill” pose, saying: “i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to do less and im NOT KIDDING”. The bottom left sticker is her in a bikini (and iconic witch hat, of course), on the beach, with the caption: “At the beach / Opinion discarded”. Lastly, the bottom right sticker is her drinking from a can in front of a flaming cop car, with the caption: “No Cops At Pride”.
August 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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pullahoko.bsky.social
They created this well-animated and charming pixel character just to use her for a trailer to a game that not only was nobody invested in, but were actively LESS invested in because it had nothing to do with the cute pixel character.
A cute and well-animated pixel princess sitting in a real chair.
July 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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mluckas.bsky.social
One Piece chapter 1153
June 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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happyroadkill.bsky.social
June 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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helluvanidiot.bsky.social
#huntertheparenting
marckus is strapped to a fucking nuke with chains while sir D and kitten have a dainty tea party.
June 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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dynamicrobo.bsky.social
designing a character and your friend makes a suggestion so good that using it would feel like stealing
a cartoon of a man asking why didn 't i think of that
ALT: a cartoon of a man asking why didn 't i think of that
media.tenor.com
June 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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lilypixells.newgrounds.com
ITS OUT NOW GRAHHHHH youtu.be/E8_NZKfywRU?...
Kris Eats Moss and Throws Up (Deltarune Chapter 1 Parody)
YouTube video by NebulaPixels
youtu.be
June 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
ribashammer.bsky.social
June 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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matiasbergara.bsky.social
Guts. Before and after watercolors
June 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
ribashammer.bsky.social
Curse of Strahd
June 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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themerl.bsky.social
ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
ribashammer.bsky.social
Here's the last player in my Campaign of Curse of Strahd.
June 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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risinggaruda.bsky.social
hmm sorry friend, i would've loved to jerk off to this but sadly the characterization is a bit off and i can't stop focusing on it. yes it's important to me. you don't get it
April 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM