Chrono
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31, he/him, traveling through time at 1 second per second.
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A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 AM
A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.
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Update: shes 220 pounds
January 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Update: shes 220 pounds
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man I wish I had whatever chronic condition it is that allows this guy to forget Mitch McConnell’s incredible run as an obstructionist minority leader
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
man I wish I had whatever chronic condition it is that allows this guy to forget Mitch McConnell’s incredible run as an obstructionist minority leader
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i noticed my friend had a cute habit he got into during his shiren the wanderer runs and it reminded me of the magic card with the rawest flavor text back in elementary school
January 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
i noticed my friend had a cute habit he got into during his shiren the wanderer runs and it reminded me of the magic card with the rawest flavor text back in elementary school
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In competitive authoritarian regimes, the government deters and undermines opposition by using its powers to inflict costs on those who challenge it rather than recognizing their legitimacy as democratic opponents
The Pentagon will cut the military retirement pay of Sen. Mark Kelly for what Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called the Arizona Democrat’s “seditious” statements on a video telling service members they have the right to refuse to execute illegal orders.
Read more: cnb.cx/495FHLo
Read more: cnb.cx/495FHLo
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
In competitive authoritarian regimes, the government deters and undermines opposition by using its powers to inflict costs on those who challenge it rather than recognizing their legitimacy as democratic opponents
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Republicans actively tried to repeal Obamacare *when Obama was president* over 60 times. They knew each attempt was futile but voters saw a party fighting for what they wanted. Dems only fight battles they think they can win, and then lose them anyway.
“Oh but if Democrats did that Republicans would just vote it down, wouldn’t convict and would rally their base to defend Trump’s crimes.”
Yeah, okay, make them do that then.
Yeah, okay, make them do that then.
January 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Republicans actively tried to repeal Obamacare *when Obama was president* over 60 times. They knew each attempt was futile but voters saw a party fighting for what they wanted. Dems only fight battles they think they can win, and then lose them anyway.
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Using the VGHF rip of this for evil
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Using the VGHF rip of this for evil
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I recently said that my motivation for preserving video game history is to inspire beautiful new things in the world and then five days later this happened
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I recently said that my motivation for preserving video game history is to inspire beautiful new things in the world and then five days later this happened
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I don't know man I think the fact that a massive social media platform has a built in tool to take a picture of a child and put them in a bikini should be a society altering scandal especially in a society that has been repeatedly curtailing our civil liberties under the banner of "protecting kids"
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I don't know man I think the fact that a massive social media platform has a built in tool to take a picture of a child and put them in a bikini should be a society altering scandal especially in a society that has been repeatedly curtailing our civil liberties under the banner of "protecting kids"
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You know..
Just in case anyone in Oregon was curious
Just in case anyone in Oregon was curious
January 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
You know..
Just in case anyone in Oregon was curious
Just in case anyone in Oregon was curious
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
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i want to stress again that every time i try to explain this shit to normal people i sound like i have to be institutionalized
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
i want to stress again that every time i try to explain this shit to normal people i sound like i have to be institutionalized
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When the LAPD arrests a dude at a gas station they don’t take over the gas station and use it to gas up all the cop cars tho
STEPHANOPOULOS: Why wasn't congressional authorization necessary?
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
When the LAPD arrests a dude at a gas station they don’t take over the gas station and use it to gas up all the cop cars tho
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
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I TOLD YOU BRO. I FUCKIN WARNED YOU DAWG
January 4, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I TOLD YOU BRO. I FUCKIN WARNED YOU DAWG
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
January 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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I expect evil people to do evil things
I also expect people selling themselves as a bulwark against those evil people to fight tooth and nail against the evil things evil people do
only one of these groups is currently performing according to expectations
I also expect people selling themselves as a bulwark against those evil people to fight tooth and nail against the evil things evil people do
only one of these groups is currently performing according to expectations
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I expect evil people to do evil things
I also expect people selling themselves as a bulwark against those evil people to fight tooth and nail against the evil things evil people do
only one of these groups is currently performing according to expectations
I also expect people selling themselves as a bulwark against those evil people to fight tooth and nail against the evil things evil people do
only one of these groups is currently performing according to expectations
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I just learned about this one yesterday but I can tell it’s staying forever
January 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I just learned about this one yesterday but I can tell it’s staying forever
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lovely little logic loop here. the left have accurately described reality, but i still think they're wrong, so what if it was somehow in fact the left's describing of reality that perverted history to make them right. quantum politics. no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
lovely little logic loop here. the left have accurately described reality, but i still think they're wrong, so what if it was somehow in fact the left's describing of reality that perverted history to make them right. quantum politics. no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!
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I can't recall where this originated but I'll never ever stop laughing at it.
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I can't recall where this originated but I'll never ever stop laughing at it.
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Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
"But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"
"But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"
Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
"But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"
"But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"
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had to wait until the servers weren't so overloaded, but I'm proud to announce that Quake Brutalist Jam 3 is out now!
there's a standalone version that works like a game for those who don't own quake too!
www.slipseer.com/index.php?re...
this was a tremendous group effort, I couldn't be happier!
there's a standalone version that works like a game for those who don't own quake too!
www.slipseer.com/index.php?re...
this was a tremendous group effort, I couldn't be happier!
Jam - Quake Brutalist Jam III
Quake Brutalist Jam III is a megalithic community project more than a year in the making. It features an entirely new arsenal, a set of new monsters, new powerups, and a complete visual overhaul of Qu...
www.slipseer.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
had to wait until the servers weren't so overloaded, but I'm proud to announce that Quake Brutalist Jam 3 is out now!
there's a standalone version that works like a game for those who don't own quake too!
www.slipseer.com/index.php?re...
this was a tremendous group effort, I couldn't be happier!
there's a standalone version that works like a game for those who don't own quake too!
www.slipseer.com/index.php?re...
this was a tremendous group effort, I couldn't be happier!