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Chrono
@chronomancer94.bsky.social
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got an ad from capital one bank advertising it as a hangout spot and literally ends with calling itself "capital one cafe." i can't believe they literally fucking made this post real
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imagine spending millions and millions and millions of other people's money, staying in an election you were already bounced from, because you really really desperately want to be mayor, so that you can get torn apart on live tv like this
In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.
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FDR Memorial, Washington DC.

-RIP East Wing-
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See, there’s purity tests, and then there’s basic minimum standards. Purity tests are like “I will only drink this water if it was drawn fresh from a mountain spring never touched by human hands”. Basic standards are “I would like to make sure there is no visible poop in this water before drinking”
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This person is one hundred percent correct and it’s scary af. We will never “media literacy” our way out of this as a society. We are about to reap the whirlwind when it comes to misinformation, disinformation, and informational warfare.
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LEGALLY YOU SHOULD BE SENDING INVOICES FOR GOODS AND SERVICES. IF YOU TAKE COMMISSIONS ON PAYPAL DO NOT USE FRIENDS AND FAMILY. YOU ARE NOT SAFE, YOUR CLIENT IS NOT SAFE.

THIS IS A FORM OF TAX EVASION.

YOU SHOULD BE USING INVOICES.
Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions.

Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail.

Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos.

Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.
Sharing a helpful link, has other numbers and call scripts to use.
stop-paypros.neocities.org
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making the world a better place by turning credit card debt into a cryptocurrency casino
Holy fucking shit
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THANKS FOR WATCHING EVERYBODY!!! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FOR EPISODE 2
HAPPY FANDUB DAY

Make sure you catch the premiere tonight to hear me as RIKU KINGDOM HEARTS
YAY :D
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The Gamer was pretty much the *only* outlet willing to stick their neck out for us adult game makers. Their coverage was invaluable in getting the word out about payment processor censorship 😥
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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i dont live in nyc so i consider it offensive to my sensibilities that ive gotta hear about their mayoral race because some rich rapist wont drop out but like come on. this should honestly end your ability to show your face in public if you post racist drivel like this
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
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10% chance of getting out of debt, and at least 40% chance of experiencing new, exciting Super Debt
Holy fucking shit
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NYC Mayoral Debate

MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live

CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything

SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull
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Day 65 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
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when you get your two friend groups together and they all get along
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i maked u so much mojo pork (for sandwiches) 🥺