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vera @verchan.bsky.social · 1d

got an ad from capital one bank advertising it as a hangout spot and literally ends with calling itself "capital one cafe." i can't believe they literally fucking made this post real

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Mom @milph.mom · 3h

Been playing this a lot while editing podcasts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHOn...

Himiko Kikuchi - Flying Beagle (1987)

YouTube video by captain chef

www.youtube.com

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.bsky.social · 4h

imagine spending millions and millions and millions of other people's money, staying in an election you were already bounced from, because you really really desperately want to be mayor, so that you can get torn apart on live tv like this

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 5h

In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.

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Captain Fanta @sassy0210.bsky.social · 1d

FDR Memorial, Washington DC.

-RIP East Wing-

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J Bean @jbeanz120.bsky.social · 4h

See, there’s purity tests, and then there’s basic minimum standards. Purity tests are like “I will only drink this water if it was drawn fresh from a mountain spring never touched by human hands”. Basic standards are “I would like to make sure there is no visible poop in this water before drinking”

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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 1d

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PLANT

A sign on a store shelf reading "'Proplifting' is picking up fallen succulent leaves (or any other plant leaf) off the floors of garden centers or pinching off leaves and taking them home to propagate - IT IS THEFT! PLEASE DO NOT DO IT."

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 3h

Panel 1: Top-down-ish perspective of Shen pushing his shopping cart into a checkout aisle. He is looking up at a sign attached to the aisle, that reads "EXPRESS LANE - 12 ITEMS OR LESS"

Panel 2: Shen picks up two bags of carrots in his shopping cart, saying "Aw jeez. The carrots are in two bags, so I think I technically have 13 items."

Panel 3: Shen rubs the back of his head, smiling with a twinge of nervousness but also clearly accepting the situation. He says "ah, well, I'm sure they'll understand..."

Panel 4: Shen is blindfolded and on his knees in front of the wall in the parking lot behind the store, with his hands tied behind his back. The cashier, still in apron, is pointing a rifle at him.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 5h

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NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 5h

This person is one hundred percent correct and it’s scary af. We will never “media literacy” our way out of this as a society. We are about to reap the whirlwind when it comes to misinformation, disinformation, and informational warfare.

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Gracu ✨🌈 @prismagic.bsky.social · 5h

LEGALLY YOU SHOULD BE SENDING INVOICES FOR GOODS AND SERVICES. IF YOU TAKE COMMISSIONS ON PAYPAL DO NOT USE FRIENDS AND FAMILY. YOU ARE NOT SAFE, YOUR CLIENT IS NOT SAFE.

THIS IS A FORM OF TAX EVASION.

YOU SHOULD BE USING INVOICES.

StargazerKG 🦸🌠 Stellar Hero Vtuber @stargazerkg.bsky.social · 15d

Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions.

Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail.

Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos.

Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.

qdbuckwheat.bsky.social @qdbuckwheat.bsky.social · 16d

Sharing a helpful link, has other numbers and call scripts to use.
stop-paypros.neocities.org

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 5h

making the world a better place by turning credit card debt into a cryptocurrency casino

Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 5h

Holy fucking shit

a16z-backed Coverd lets users get up to 100% cash back on co purchases by offering fun and interactive games of chance paired with a new type of credit card - spin to win!

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dollip @dollip.bsky.social · 5h

THANKS FOR WATCHING EVERYBODY!!! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FOR EPISODE 2

dollip @dollip.bsky.social · 12h

HAPPY FANDUB DAY

Make sure you catch the premiere tonight to hear me as RIKU KINGDOM HEARTS
YAY :D

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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 5h

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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 13h

The Gamer was pretty much the *only* outlet willing to stick their neck out for us adult game makers. Their coverage was invaluable in getting the word out about payment processor censorship 😥

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 7h

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 5h

i dont live in nyc so i consider it offensive to my sensibilities that ive gotta hear about their mayoral race because some rich rapist wont drop out but like come on. this should honestly end your ability to show your face in public if you post racist drivel like this

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 6h

Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

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〽️ax krieger does the damn thing @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 5h

10% chance of getting out of debt, and at least 40% chance of experiencing new, exciting Super Debt

Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 5h

Holy fucking shit

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print("spazure 🩵") @social.spazure.codes · 5h

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 6h

NYC Mayoral Debate

MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live

CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything

SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull