A lot of you were gay in the Garfield dark ride
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26 - Nonbinary - Sagittarius - INFP - Neurodivergent
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Need Bugs Bunny to dress up like a sexy lady and seduce some of these ICE agents. Feels like rn we've leaving his talents on the table
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Need Bugs Bunny to dress up like a sexy lady and seduce some of these ICE agents. Feels like rn we've leaving his talents on the table
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The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
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Was talking over what will happen as a result of Signalgate and we agreed the options are
A) absolutely nothing, and we move on in a couple of days
And far far down the likelihood chart
B) they fire Waltz as a scapegoat and continue group chatting as usual
A) absolutely nothing, and we move on in a couple of days
And far far down the likelihood chart
B) they fire Waltz as a scapegoat and continue group chatting as usual
March 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Was talking over what will happen as a result of Signalgate and we agreed the options are
A) absolutely nothing, and we move on in a couple of days
And far far down the likelihood chart
B) they fire Waltz as a scapegoat and continue group chatting as usual
A) absolutely nothing, and we move on in a couple of days
And far far down the likelihood chart
B) they fire Waltz as a scapegoat and continue group chatting as usual
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Very fun to explain the signal scandal to my 13 year old who truly understands the catastrophe of adding the wrong person to the group chat and absolutely fell out when I showed her the Mike Waltz emojis.
March 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Very fun to explain the signal scandal to my 13 year old who truly understands the catastrophe of adding the wrong person to the group chat and absolutely fell out when I showed her the Mike Waltz emojis.
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i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today
March 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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stories are ridiculous. they're all like "oh this thing happened, and then oh, this person said this, and then this other person did that, and then something else happened and caused some other thing to happen." it's like ... ok thanks i guess
March 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
stories are ridiculous. they're all like "oh this thing happened, and then oh, this person said this, and then this other person did that, and then something else happened and caused some other thing to happen." it's like ... ok thanks i guess
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let's cut the crap and understand america for what it is. every american voter is a 42-year-old left-handed guy named jon who accidentally locks himself either out of his apartment or inside an emergency stairwell every three years and whose knee still kind of hurts from a 2012 wiffle ball injury
March 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
let's cut the crap and understand america for what it is. every american voter is a 42-year-old left-handed guy named jon who accidentally locks himself either out of his apartment or inside an emergency stairwell every three years and whose knee still kind of hurts from a 2012 wiffle ball injury
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NEW COMIC: Kick
(A real conversation I overheard)
(A real conversation I overheard)
March 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
NEW COMIC: Kick
(A real conversation I overheard)
(A real conversation I overheard)
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To: All Staff
Subject: Sensitive Communications
Last week we needed to fumigate the monkey cages due to flea infestation. This isn't the kind of info that needs to be shared outside the zoo.
Whoever cc'd the Greeneville Inquirer about fumigation times & locations, you have shamed us & the monkeys.
Subject: Sensitive Communications
Last week we needed to fumigate the monkey cages due to flea infestation. This isn't the kind of info that needs to be shared outside the zoo.
Whoever cc'd the Greeneville Inquirer about fumigation times & locations, you have shamed us & the monkeys.
March 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
To: All Staff
Subject: Sensitive Communications
Last week we needed to fumigate the monkey cages due to flea infestation. This isn't the kind of info that needs to be shared outside the zoo.
Whoever cc'd the Greeneville Inquirer about fumigation times & locations, you have shamed us & the monkeys.
Subject: Sensitive Communications
Last week we needed to fumigate the monkey cages due to flea infestation. This isn't the kind of info that needs to be shared outside the zoo.
Whoever cc'd the Greeneville Inquirer about fumigation times & locations, you have shamed us & the monkeys.
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Every official in those signal chats has a SCIF room at their office.
After ordering service members into harm’s way, Operational Security wasn’t a good enough reason for them to suffer the inconvenience of staying at the office until the mission was completed.
After ordering service members into harm’s way, Operational Security wasn’t a good enough reason for them to suffer the inconvenience of staying at the office until the mission was completed.
March 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Every official in those signal chats has a SCIF room at their office.
After ordering service members into harm’s way, Operational Security wasn’t a good enough reason for them to suffer the inconvenience of staying at the office until the mission was completed.
After ordering service members into harm’s way, Operational Security wasn’t a good enough reason for them to suffer the inconvenience of staying at the office until the mission was completed.
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George: they hate crimed me, Jerry!
Jerry: they hate crimed you?
George: painted a big old orange dick on my car, Jerry!
Jerry: they hate crimed you because you're a-
George: a Tesla-American, Jerry!
Kramer, bursting in holding a can of orange spray paint: hey how's it going
Jerry: they hate crimed you?
George: painted a big old orange dick on my car, Jerry!
Jerry: they hate crimed you because you're a-
George: a Tesla-American, Jerry!
Kramer, bursting in holding a can of orange spray paint: hey how's it going
March 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
George: they hate crimed me, Jerry!
Jerry: they hate crimed you?
George: painted a big old orange dick on my car, Jerry!
Jerry: they hate crimed you because you're a-
George: a Tesla-American, Jerry!
Kramer, bursting in holding a can of orange spray paint: hey how's it going
Jerry: they hate crimed you?
George: painted a big old orange dick on my car, Jerry!
Jerry: they hate crimed you because you're a-
George: a Tesla-American, Jerry!
Kramer, bursting in holding a can of orange spray paint: hey how's it going
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You know who was really good at following protocols for secure communication? Those Navajo Code Talkers that Hegseth had wiped from the Pentagon website.
March 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You know who was really good at following protocols for secure communication? Those Navajo Code Talkers that Hegseth had wiped from the Pentagon website.
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ten years ago i was watching doug reruns with sam altman, like we often did together. i said it was a tragedy that doug funnie only had one outfit, and that someone should develop a program that would come up with different-colored vests for him to wear. "wait here," sam said. i never saw him again
March 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
ten years ago i was watching doug reruns with sam altman, like we often did together. i said it was a tragedy that doug funnie only had one outfit, and that someone should develop a program that would come up with different-colored vests for him to wear. "wait here," sam said. i never saw him again
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living nightmare
February 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
living nightmare
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Lil mentorship life drawing exercise! trying to dust off the ol from-reference skills
February 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Lil mentorship life drawing exercise! trying to dust off the ol from-reference skills
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Nobody told me that Hello Kitty's Island Adventure is basically Animal Crossing meets Lost.
February 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Nobody told me that Hello Kitty's Island Adventure is basically Animal Crossing meets Lost.
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A VERY COOL GIFT FROM A FRIEND'S DAD
January 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A VERY COOL GIFT FROM A FRIEND'S DAD