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hey can you hold this real quick? thanks
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@hankgreen.bsky.social Thoughts on supplementing surfactants, homeopathically?
September 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Yeah I have a pick... my dad has a penis and my mom has a dick. #blessed #pick #dickandpenis #penisdick #titboobs
September 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
in a high english accent: consider my bean rinsed
September 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
pious prostrate priests promote prosperous prostate probings
#livelaughlove
September 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
hey, dont intterupt me, listen first. cows get milked. you shake the milk. it becomes cream. following? churn the cream, it becomes butter.
now think about this: penis butter.
September 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
accidentally auto cannibalized again :/
September 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Peenterest. It's Pinterest but for peens. @judasat.bsky.social @strompjpg.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?
December 29, 2024 at 7:10 PM
merry crisis
December 25, 2024 at 8:52 PM
crimbus
December 25, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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Wat jy saai sal jy naai @riddlemethus.bsky.social
December 13, 2024 at 11:51 AM
@judasat.bsky.social said :"It has holes like a toilet" and the implications floored me
December 10, 2024 at 5:02 PM
just witnessed my cat slip into REM sleep before his head even hit the pillow.
December 7, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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We dug a medium sized hole @riddlemethus.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 6:12 PM
diagnosed AND peer reviewed
December 1, 2024 at 11:25 AM
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ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
November 29, 2024 at 7:13 AM
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Rectum? I hardly know 'um.
November 30, 2024 at 3:11 AM
peanits jortin jelly time
November 29, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Is he even a real man if he doesnt clean his asshole? Nice try little buddy, but I could smell your fetid funk from over yonder
November 29, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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does anyone else still say go piss girl? i feel like not enough people use that power
November 29, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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i identify as a problem first and foremost
November 28, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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Not now. Mommy needs a j and a lobotomy
November 29, 2024 at 7:47 AM
i love my stay-at-home pet (husband)
November 29, 2024 at 9:48 AM
staring at her dick like "This is about to be so huge for me"
November 28, 2024 at 11:47 PM