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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 6h

Could god create a DVT so big even he couldn’t embolize it?

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 6h

🙏🤞

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 9h

They can require I do CME in opioids, child abuse, and dementia for my license but they can’t require that I’m not running them all at the same time in different tabs.

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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · Dec 6

Please, Anjin-san, when you say "That's that on periodt"- this is not civilized. We prefer to say, "Perhaps it is so"

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

I wish there was a musical way I could learn more about how great Travis Kelce’s dick is

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

Anything over 300 ft.² is bourgeois decadence

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

AI and my fat ass

Two things that are clearly a bubble

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

“.. Never before has so much money been spent so rapidly on a technology that, for all its potential, remains largely unproven ..”

@bloomberg.com $NVDA
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 1d

looking like a romulan

die. @rockthekoopa.bsky.social · 1d

she is orange for an amazing reason

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

Mandatory conference poster dimensions are discriminatory against my juicy ASS

RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t photocopy my ass at work cause we don’t have legal 😔

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t photocopy my ass at work cause we don’t have legal 😔

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

A lawyer AND an fbi agent

RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

Literally! She was!

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

Asha Rangappa has been a 50 year COINTELPRO splinter project that is now fully declassified. Thank you all for participating.

Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 2d

We’re in a moment now where it would be worth people taking three hours to watch Gandhi, particularly the scene of the salt march. There is value to making the brutality of your opponent so plain as day that no one can argue with it. The clarity of that brought down an empire

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

My emails are important and make the world a better place

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 2d

I’m at the enteroinvasive E Coli infection

I’m at the shigella infection

I’m at the combination enteroinvasive E. coli/shigella infection

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PPP Grifter @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 2d

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 2d

Only quitters lose.

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 2d

It’s impossible to lose at gambling if you never stop.

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Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2d

Burger King Nightmare King (2018-2018): A 1/4 pound beef patty, crispy chicken fillet, American cheese, bacon, onions and mayo, served on a dyed-green bun. Released special for Halloween, BK claimed that it was developed with a sleep institute, designed to induce nightmares if eaten before bed

A black background, and a black plastic tray on which rests a sandwich with fried chicken, a beef patty, bacon, onions, and cheese, on a dark green sesame bun. A creepy, bony, black-grey hand with long nails reaches into frame to grab it. The copy read "Nightmare King--Feed Your nightmares"

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 2d

This is a truly baffling decision, and I can only assume this is to curry favor from the apparatchik FCC to approve a business deal without which would cause them to close.

NPR @npr.org · 2d

CBS' parent company will buy The Free Press and install Bari Weiss, its contrarian founder, as editor in chief of CBS News. n.pr/4o634cr

CBS' next top editor to be Bari Weiss of The Free Press

CBS' parent company will buy The Free Press and install Bari Weiss, its contrarian founder, as editor in chief of CBS News.

n.pr

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 3d

Cleveland maybe

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 3d

My most insane take is that the helldude could win a congressional seat in the Chicago or St. Louis suburbs

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 3d

Their only move is waiting for Republicans to screw up badly enough to win the next election by default, except now we're in a situation where, even if they do win the midterms, it won't stop what's happening. You need a whole different set of guys for this moment

jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 3d

i hope the democrats see that there is no working with these people. it really does need to be pens down. file court cases, lie down in the street, but theres no getting back to the business of washington or whatever. it's all on fire, act accordingly

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 3d

Brewsters millions but he has to bankrupt the whole country to bring luxury space communism to the whole planet.

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 4d

Seriously if this is what he actually believes, then invoke the insurrection act, round up the governor, the mayor, and your own judge, and see how it goes. You're in charge now, asshole. Get the party started

Stephen miller retweet: The State of Oregon, its Governor, the Mayor of Portland, even Judge Immergut - are all openly rebelling against the lawful and legitimate authority of the United Stated Federal Government

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