The Girl with the Yaoi Hands
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it's pronounced like balogna
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going to clown college for my mrs degree
I tried to look up the producer and all the results are of a guy being arrested in a bank robbery. Looks sort of like the pic of the guy on last fm so who can say
every few years I remember this album and immediately am so glad my friends and each took a CD of it from the free bin outside the record store in highschool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0UJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0UJ...
Arkestra One - Arkestra One (Full Album)
YouTube video by Camilo Cárdenas Browne
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I tried to look up the producer and all the results are of a guy being arrested in a bank robbery. Looks sort of like the pic of the guy on last fm so who can say
every few years I remember this album and immediately am so glad my friends and each took a CD of it from the free bin outside the record store in highschool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0UJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0UJ...
Arkestra One - Arkestra One (Full Album)
YouTube video by Camilo Cárdenas Browne
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
every few years I remember this album and immediately am so glad my friends and each took a CD of it from the free bin outside the record store in highschool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0UJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0UJ...
trawling through last fm and saw I’d apparently listened to a guy named DJ Seinfeld at some point
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
trawling through last fm and saw I’d apparently listened to a guy named DJ Seinfeld at some point
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everyone is talking about Glenn Branca’s The Ascension
December 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
everyone is talking about Glenn Branca’s The Ascension
I’ve sliced a couple potatoes real thin on the mandolin and layered them in a casserole dish. Going to try roasting them with stock and balsamic like a fondant and see what happens
December 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’ve sliced a couple potatoes real thin on the mandolin and layered them in a casserole dish. Going to try roasting them with stock and balsamic like a fondant and see what happens
I’m the Michael Jordan of hanging out with my wife
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m the Michael Jordan of hanging out with my wife
Lauren and I keep ending up at Costco and it is going to bankrupt us
December 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Lauren and I keep ending up at Costco and it is going to bankrupt us
having the kinda sandwich you gotta shower after eating
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
having the kinda sandwich you gotta shower after eating
using a new keyboard that has me accidentally hitting the ~ instead of ! constantly and I keep almost sending flirty instead of enthusiastic messages at work
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
using a new keyboard that has me accidentally hitting the ~ instead of ! constantly and I keep almost sending flirty instead of enthusiastic messages at work
Two beers and a citywide is called a Philadelphia knuckleball
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Two beers and a citywide is called a Philadelphia knuckleball
I’ve been trying to find this comic for ages for reasons unclear even to myself lucid-tv.com/020.html
20/100
lucid-tv.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’ve been trying to find this comic for ages for reasons unclear even to myself lucid-tv.com/020.html
Bringing 4 Costco rotisserie chickens for the white elephant at work
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Bringing 4 Costco rotisserie chickens for the white elephant at work
googling "good christmas gift for me"
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
googling "good christmas gift for me"
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Can one car catch rust from another? We still don't know.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Can one car catch rust from another? We still don't know.
Not even December and Lauren and I are soft launching giving each other our Christmas gifts early
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Not even December and Lauren and I are soft launching giving each other our Christmas gifts early
Jame dudy stench
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Jame dudy stench
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trans day of remembrance sucks because we’re the only ones who ever give a shit about it. if cis people took it as a day to go “wow through our callous disregard for the safety of trans people we sure did kill a lot of trannies” every year that might be worth something but we don’t even get that
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
trans day of remembrance sucks because we’re the only ones who ever give a shit about it. if cis people took it as a day to go “wow through our callous disregard for the safety of trans people we sure did kill a lot of trannies” every year that might be worth something but we don’t even get that
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Would you live here? 🤨
August 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Would you live here? 🤨
Hey @ckunzelman.bsky.social, big fan. Are you on magic arena as your handle here and did I just blow you out by reanimating your archon
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hey @ckunzelman.bsky.social, big fan. Are you on magic arena as your handle here and did I just blow you out by reanimating your archon
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i might not be a 10 but if you want a lap dance set to “you can call me al” by paul simon, you know who to call AND what to call me
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
i might not be a 10 but if you want a lap dance set to “you can call me al” by paul simon, you know who to call AND what to call me
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[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
September 17, 2023 at 2:53 PM
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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This article quotes the university president saying Lia was on the women's swimming and diving team, but she's not on this year's roster on their athletic department website. The NCAA banned her from being on the team when Trump first took office.
Lía Smith, a missing trans student in Vermont has been found dead.
"Vermont State Police touted the national 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline for those in distress or their loved ones." This is the same lifeline the Trump admin cut for LGBTQ people in crisis.
www.boston.com/news/local-n...
"Vermont State Police touted the national 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline for those in distress or their loved ones." This is the same lifeline the Trump admin cut for LGBTQ people in crisis.
www.boston.com/news/local-n...
Missing Middlebury College student confirmed dead after dayslong search, Vermont police say
Middlebury student Lia Smith, 21, was found dead Thursday, Vermont police confirmed. She had been reported missing several days prior.
www.boston.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This article quotes the university president saying Lia was on the women's swimming and diving team, but she's not on this year's roster on their athletic department website. The NCAA banned her from being on the team when Trump first took office.
If I have to hear about AI at work one more time I’ll be one the news
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If I have to hear about AI at work one more time I’ll be one the news
taking a long drive tonight and I want to listen to a book but the only one I have right now is the sound and the fury and I'm not making lauren listen to first section with me
October 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
taking a long drive tonight and I want to listen to a book but the only one I have right now is the sound and the fury and I'm not making lauren listen to first section with me