Diffusing awkward situations with guys that I think are being aggressive/defensive.
Compliment them of something the own-
- dude that’s a really cool jacket.
- bro, that bike is badass!
- Your tattoos are awesome. Where do you get tattooed?
Compliment them of something the own-
- dude that’s a really cool jacket.
- bro, that bike is badass!
- Your tattoos are awesome. Where do you get tattooed?
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Diffusing awkward situations with guys that I think are being aggressive/defensive.
Compliment them of something the own-
- dude that’s a really cool jacket.
- bro, that bike is badass!
- Your tattoos are awesome. Where do you get tattooed?
Compliment them of something the own-
- dude that’s a really cool jacket.
- bro, that bike is badass!
- Your tattoos are awesome. Where do you get tattooed?
What kind of auadhd do I have?
The kind that walking around Dave and busters calms me down and lets me think.
The kind that walking around Dave and busters calms me down and lets me think.
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
What kind of auadhd do I have?
The kind that walking around Dave and busters calms me down and lets me think.
The kind that walking around Dave and busters calms me down and lets me think.
My punk rock Luigi costume.
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
My punk rock Luigi costume.
This guy just sits weird.
June 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This guy just sits weird.
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he looks like a doll brought to life by magic
whoever did the advance work for this Kash Patel interview is about to find themselves with a one-way ticket to Guantanamo
May 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
he looks like a doll brought to life by magic
I’m trying my hardest to watch “The Boyfriend School” with Steve Guttenberg I just can’t handle the 80s today.
a man with a mullet is looking at the camera with a blue background .
Alt: Steve guttenburg with changing hairstyles looking at camera.
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May 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m trying my hardest to watch “The Boyfriend School” with Steve Guttenberg I just can’t handle the 80s today.
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Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool
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April 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool
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Trump Boys Hook Dollar Bill Up To Potato To Make Cryptocurrency
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April 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Boys Hook Dollar Bill Up To Potato To Make Cryptocurrency
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As the nurse leaves she says “btw the opioids can give you constipation and the antibiotics can give you diarrhea”.
“So what does that mean will happen?!?!”
“So what does that mean will happen?!?!”
April 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
As the nurse leaves she says “btw the opioids can give you constipation and the antibiotics can give you diarrhea”.
“So what does that mean will happen?!?!”
“So what does that mean will happen?!?!”
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And if you want a business man, why choose a multiply-bankrupted one?!
April 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
And if you want a business man, why choose a multiply-bankrupted one?!
Are they love bombing or are they Italian-American?
My latest challenge in spending time with people.
My latest challenge in spending time with people.
April 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Are they love bombing or are they Italian-American?
My latest challenge in spending time with people.
My latest challenge in spending time with people.
Hospital selfie. I’m way more irritated than I look.
March 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Hospital selfie. I’m way more irritated than I look.
Cruising some dating sites and I got to say.
I don’t think I trust people that smile in selfies.
I don’t think I trust people that smile in selfies.
March 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Cruising some dating sites and I got to say.
I don’t think I trust people that smile in selfies.
I don’t think I trust people that smile in selfies.
Speak slowly include spelling last name, date of birth, and repeat phone number at the end.
March 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Speak slowly include spelling last name, date of birth, and repeat phone number at the end.
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I stand with Ukraine.
February 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I stand with Ukraine.
Broke my leg and not happy camper.
February 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Broke my leg and not happy camper.
Can’t spell analysis without anal.
Just saying.
Just saying.
February 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Can’t spell analysis without anal.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Got held hostage by a drunk guy who talked over me for 20 minutes about how we should be able to just “show our cocks” when at bars. He was trying to make a point about body shaming, I think. Or he was trying to see my special purpose.
a man wearing a white shirt with a navin patch
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt with a navin patch
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February 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Got held hostage by a drunk guy who talked over me for 20 minutes about how we should be able to just “show our cocks” when at bars. He was trying to make a point about body shaming, I think. Or he was trying to see my special purpose.
Late night inspiration sucks when other people are needed to complete the ideas…
February 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Late night inspiration sucks when other people are needed to complete the ideas…
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, ...
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February 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
I saw a butthole on Bluesky.
Didn’t know that was allowed here.
Didn’t know that was allowed here.
February 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I saw a butthole on Bluesky.
Didn’t know that was allowed here.
Didn’t know that was allowed here.
Ordered a pizza from a place I’ve wanted to check out for a while. I forgot it was Super Bowl, so I guess it’s just gonna take forever.
February 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ordered a pizza from a place I’ve wanted to check out for a while. I forgot it was Super Bowl, so I guess it’s just gonna take forever.