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Riley K. Peavler Osborn
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Insurance Solutions Consultant | Author | Disability Advocate

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I for one will welcome our Supreme-dripped Court with open arms
we're just a few years away from courtroom procedurals like "do you swear to spit straight fax, no cap, on god?"
My stack of research notes for my fantasy series has reached new heights and yet I caught myself fantasizing in the notebook aisle at the bookstore…

I need more. A writer can never have too many notebooks.
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April 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Today, I am so grateful for the opportunities I have to grow.

It’s hard. It’s not easy to recognize my faults. I have the determination to be better, so I will be.

1% better at a time.
March 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It’s the end of a long, busy week. 😮‍💨

This week was the first of many, I accomplished SO much. I had my first appointment with a client, it went well! I’m eager to follow up next week to get her and her family covered.

Also, my hubby took me out to surprise dinner to celebrate!

I’m so lucky. 🥰🎉🖤
March 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I’ve been holed up in bed for the last week with a flu, and in a feverish state I envisioned a day where I’m sitting at a desk doing paperwork.

I almost cried. All I want is a comfortable life where I do paperwork.
March 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Win or Lose is adorable. I cried so many times. Watch it!
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March 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
the irony of going to a motivational conference and getting the flu that demotivated me

I’m so ready for my kickass comeback
March 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i finally start living as my authentic self and…the world is burning to the ground
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March 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I completely failed at budgeting my time today, metaphorically I fell flat on my face. Ouch.

Onward!
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March 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
March 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Being recognized by people I’ve only met on zoom was not on my bingo card for 2025.
February 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Tomorrow is the first time I’m meeting my team in person!

It’ll be weird to see everyone’s legs.
February 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Yesterday I attended an introductory small business webinar, and now I’m planning my next year. It doesn’t feel real; I haven’t earned anything yet, and yet I am confident the skills I’m developing will lead to success.

I’m betting on me.
February 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bring back translucent tech. We can still fix this!
I’m now pretty sure that our timeline diverged from what it should have been on May 1, 2001—the release date of the white iBook.

It did away with the fun translucent colors of electronics.
February 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This week has felt like a year.. I am so ready to have a spa day.
February 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My mentor recently became an American citizen, I’m learning his native language so that he feels at home here. 😁
February 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
every time I come onto this website I hear “aww skeet skeet motherfucker” in my head

#bluesky
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February 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
A receptionist thought I was interviewing at the bank when I went in to talk to them about life insurance.

It made me feel like a boss babe. 💅🏻
February 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m scouting out office spaces soon, I’m finally feeling like a proper business owner.
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February 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Sometimes… it feels like the world is on fire and we’re all going to explode tomorrow.

Then, I sit on the big, bold rainbow blanket my mom crocheted for me, next to my Valentine’s capybara squishmallow, while watching Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

The horrors persist; so do I.
February 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I enjoyed a night out, it helped distract from the circus for a bit
February 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I for one will welcome our Supreme-dripped Court with open arms
we're just a few years away from courtroom procedurals like "do you swear to spit straight fax, no cap, on god?"
February 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I have struggled with POTS since I was young.

I was in marching band in high school, and had to quit after I collapsed on the field during a game. It took a decade longer to be diagnosed with POTS, always told I just had anxiety.

It’s an awful disorder. I’m glad there are emerging treatments!
John Hopkins: 'A Medical Home for Patients with Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (POTS)'

'The physicians and clinicians working in the Johns Hopkins POTS program address the diverse symptoms of this complex condition'

www.hopkinsmedicine.org/news/article...
A Medical Home for Patients with Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (POTS)
The physicians and clinicians working in the Johns Hopkins POTS program address the diverse symptoms of this complex condition.
www.hopkinsmedicine.org
February 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Reposted by Riley K. Peavler Osborn
Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
February 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Galileo loves his cubby on my desk. 🥰
February 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM