Ronan Fitzgerald
@rmkf.bsky.social
Fiction writer.
Also content designer.
Also content designer.
Today's is p good tbf.
January 23, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Today's is p good tbf.
Was one of them that you have to shut your mouth?
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Was one of them that you have to shut your mouth?
Rosenior is just one meme after another, what a start.
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Rosenior is just one meme after another, what a start.
Come out you tan and black 🎶
January 20, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Come out you tan and black 🎶
More baking BS. Mainly just trying to avoid supermarket bread.
January 19, 2026 at 4:47 PM
More baking BS. Mainly just trying to avoid supermarket bread.
Why have they made everything one of these now?
January 19, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Why have they made everything one of these now?
If only I lived in neolithic times!
January 17, 2026 at 10:02 AM
If only I lived in neolithic times!
Ah, there it is. I'd prefer a really mangled verbal reference, ideally spoken by a politician in the same way as they say "we're now three love up in the polls, but the third quarter is yet to begin", but I'll take this for now.
January 16, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Ah, there it is. I'd prefer a really mangled verbal reference, ideally spoken by a politician in the same way as they say "we're now three love up in the polls, but the third quarter is yet to begin", but I'll take this for now.
This ad just came up on Instagram, with fiddley music playing. I assume it only appears for people in London.
January 16, 2026 at 10:40 AM
This ad just came up on Instagram, with fiddley music playing. I assume it only appears for people in London.
I see Robbie Williams has made an album called "Britpop".
January 16, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I see Robbie Williams has made an album called "Britpop".
Peter Bradshaw has a Richard E Grant Star Wars premiere moment at the new 28 Years Later.
January 14, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Peter Bradshaw has a Richard E Grant Star Wars premiere moment at the new 28 Years Later.
Still sick but on the plus side I got a new teapot, 2026 is up and running!
January 10, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Still sick but on the plus side I got a new teapot, 2026 is up and running!
Thucydides on speeches in the assembly/parliament. Some things really don't change.
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Thucydides on speeches in the assembly/parliament. Some things really don't change.
How can it be this specific? Sounds like a physical race rather than just waiting on a meeting to say this guy has the job.
January 8, 2026 at 12:19 PM
How can it be this specific? Sounds like a physical race rather than just waiting on a meeting to say this guy has the job.
The British ministerial "you know" when attempting to discuss normal public behaviour is definitely a thing isn't it, like a nervous tic implying the person saying it doesn't in fact know. Boris was a fan.
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 AM
The British ministerial "you know" when attempting to discuss normal public behaviour is definitely a thing isn't it, like a nervous tic implying the person saying it doesn't in fact know. Boris was a fan.
Checklist before leaving the house.
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Checklist before leaving the house.
Truly astonishing from Rio Ferdinand.
January 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Truly astonishing from Rio Ferdinand.
He was obviously a member of the fairies tho, good luck with the rest of your short life.
January 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
He was obviously a member of the fairies tho, good luck with the rest of your short life.
William Shinsplints Thackeray over here.
January 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
William Shinsplints Thackeray over here.
Would you go as far as to say that... Man United are back?
January 5, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Would you go as far as to say that... Man United are back?
Did this happen? No?! Ah well, it was a nice thing to say.
January 5, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Did this happen? No?! Ah well, it was a nice thing to say.