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@roadkill.moe
mia • she/her 🇨🇦 • ⚢⚧🔞
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hope you feel better
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hope you feel better
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@roadkill.moe
· Oct 20
im female and family friendly
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her name is Dishes and she doesnt know what shes in for but she hopes its lovely
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
her name is Dishes and she doesnt know what shes in for but she hopes its lovely
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We have all been there, right?
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We have all been there, right?
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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Now this is journalism.
Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.
Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Now this is journalism.
Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.
Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.
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ur love is my drug!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
ur love is my drug!!
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played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live
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It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
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giving april a fancy tail if she merges the multitails together(which i only need to rly do if im trying to draw ass and the bunch of tails are getting in the way)
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
giving april a fancy tail if she merges the multitails together(which i only need to rly do if im trying to draw ass and the bunch of tails are getting in the way)
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imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
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Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
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Summer Hekate CMSN
May 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Summer Hekate CMSN
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Teacher: I don't know, *can* you?
Me: [rolls eyes] fine. *May* I cum inside
Me: [rolls eyes] fine. *May* I cum inside
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Teacher: I don't know, *can* you?
Me: [rolls eyes] fine. *May* I cum inside
Me: [rolls eyes] fine. *May* I cum inside
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Bitchy nun lalafell @angryelbow.bsky.social
Wanted to practice halftones and kinda slapped them everywhere
Wanted to practice halftones and kinda slapped them everywhere
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Bitchy nun lalafell @angryelbow.bsky.social
Wanted to practice halftones and kinda slapped them everywhere
Wanted to practice halftones and kinda slapped them everywhere