Robotic Ear
@roboticear.bsky.social
Why can’t AI do something useful, like track my stolen car 🙄
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Why can’t AI do something useful, like track my stolen car 🙄
Insurance is working on declaring my recently purchased (then stolen after 3 weeks) as a total loss/unrecovered. Meanwhile i totally understand all those crazy excessive motion lights , multiple cameras, and NO TRESPASSING signs because now ive joined them. Still working on putting up fencing.
December 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Insurance is working on declaring my recently purchased (then stolen after 3 weeks) as a total loss/unrecovered. Meanwhile i totally understand all those crazy excessive motion lights , multiple cameras, and NO TRESPASSING signs because now ive joined them. Still working on putting up fencing.
Bought a used vehicle two weeks ago. Stolen this morning. Thanks, Topeka.
December 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Bought a used vehicle two weeks ago. Stolen this morning. Thanks, Topeka.
I will soon be free of psycho neighbors who share a doorway entrance to apartment and the stairs to my apt is next to their door. Coming up soon: renting a house with a garage again. I’ll still have to come back every night for the misc stuff & clean but tomorrow the movers get the majority.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I will soon be free of psycho neighbors who share a doorway entrance to apartment and the stairs to my apt is next to their door. Coming up soon: renting a house with a garage again. I’ll still have to come back every night for the misc stuff & clean but tomorrow the movers get the majority.
Moving makes me want to rage throw everything away instead of finishing packing
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Moving makes me want to rage throw everything away instead of finishing packing
This year instead of people simply keeping their porch lights off, I saw multiple homes went out of their way to put up CAUTION KEEP OUT tape, on their porch, completely blocking access to their front door. Damn, they really don’t want anyone knocking and they won’t put out candy. Daaaamn.
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This year instead of people simply keeping their porch lights off, I saw multiple homes went out of their way to put up CAUTION KEEP OUT tape, on their porch, completely blocking access to their front door. Damn, they really don’t want anyone knocking and they won’t put out candy. Daaaamn.
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
My unemployment appeals that should’ve happened in JANUARY for unemployment starting October 2024 has finally been rescheduled to Oct 2025. Because I needed disability accommodations for the meeting. It’s expensive to be disabled. I’m still not convinced they have the correct accommodations set up.
October 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My unemployment appeals that should’ve happened in JANUARY for unemployment starting October 2024 has finally been rescheduled to Oct 2025. Because I needed disability accommodations for the meeting. It’s expensive to be disabled. I’m still not convinced they have the correct accommodations set up.
Let’s play the fun game of finding out if my federal health insurance will cover a medical device.
September 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Let’s play the fun game of finding out if my federal health insurance will cover a medical device.
I re/watched all the Final Destination movies & the most unbelievable-to-me part of all the movies is how hard they all try to stay alive. Sounds exhausting, no thanks. I’ll just continue on in life & wait for my freak accident.
Coincidentally, this is also my retirement plan.
Coincidentally, this is also my retirement plan.
September 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I re/watched all the Final Destination movies & the most unbelievable-to-me part of all the movies is how hard they all try to stay alive. Sounds exhausting, no thanks. I’ll just continue on in life & wait for my freak accident.
Coincidentally, this is also my retirement plan.
Coincidentally, this is also my retirement plan.
I haven’t a clue if my apartment complex will have any kids attempting to trick or treat but I’ve got the candy ready to go. A variety as well as full sized options. Either kids will be happy or my coworkers will be.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I haven’t a clue if my apartment complex will have any kids attempting to trick or treat but I’ve got the candy ready to go. A variety as well as full sized options. Either kids will be happy or my coworkers will be.
Welcome to health insurance in the USA: here’s a bill for your cost of the procedure for what insurance didn’t cover from 14 months ago, sucker.
September 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Welcome to health insurance in the USA: here’s a bill for your cost of the procedure for what insurance didn’t cover from 14 months ago, sucker.
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my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans
September 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans
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Ever pay attention to the hand washing habits, or rather, atrocious lack of, of people in public restrooms? Yeah, no wonder why illnesses spread so easily. I’m sure we will be just fine once all vaccines are illegal 🙃.
two men in robes are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` unclean , unclean '' .
ALT: two men in robes are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` unclean , unclean '' .
media.tenor.com
May 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Ever pay attention to the hand washing habits, or rather, atrocious lack of, of people in public restrooms? Yeah, no wonder why illnesses spread so easily. I’m sure we will be just fine once all vaccines are illegal 🙃.
Saw two bumper stickers on one vehicle that contradicts itself:
We <3 the constitution!”
Next to “Trump Vance 2024.”
We <3 the constitution!”
Next to “Trump Vance 2024.”
April 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Saw two bumper stickers on one vehicle that contradicts itself:
We <3 the constitution!”
Next to “Trump Vance 2024.”
We <3 the constitution!”
Next to “Trump Vance 2024.”
This wind sure did suck today. It was the suckiest windy day to ever suck considering I had to drive in it in Kansas City for work purposes. I could not be a trucker. Hats off to you, for real because someone’s hat blew away.
a man is leaning over a fence with the words `` bit of a breeze today '' .
Alt: a person is holding onto a fence with the words `` bit of a breeze today '' . And get blown away along with multiple other people.
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This wind sure did suck today. It was the suckiest windy day to ever suck considering I had to drive in it in Kansas City for work purposes. I could not be a trucker. Hats off to you, for real because someone’s hat blew away.
I was not expecting to still see a bumper sticker that says Hillary for prison, especially not while in Lawrence, Kansas. Bro, you’re in the wrong town what are you doing with that nonsense?
March 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I was not expecting to still see a bumper sticker that says Hillary for prison, especially not while in Lawrence, Kansas. Bro, you’re in the wrong town what are you doing with that nonsense?
I can watch the Oscar’s now. I’ll fast forward to just the parts where Conan is talking. I do not know what that will look like in reducing the time of 3 hours.
March 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I can watch the Oscar’s now. I’ll fast forward to just the parts where Conan is talking. I do not know what that will look like in reducing the time of 3 hours.
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♪ who rigs every oscar night? ♪
♪ we do ♪
♪ we do ♪
♪ we do ♪
♪ we do ♪
March 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
♪ who rigs every oscar night? ♪
♪ we do ♪
♪ we do ♪
♪ we do ♪
♪ we do ♪
I was going to watch an awards show for first time because Conan O’Brien is hosting but turns out my Hulu needs a live tv subscription.
Relying on the internet for clips of the best parts instead.
Relying on the internet for clips of the best parts instead.
March 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I was going to watch an awards show for first time because Conan O’Brien is hosting but turns out my Hulu needs a live tv subscription.
Relying on the internet for clips of the best parts instead.
Relying on the internet for clips of the best parts instead.
Swapped out all my airline points for cash because even though the points are more valuable as plane tickets, I will not be flying anytime soon.
March 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Swapped out all my airline points for cash because even though the points are more valuable as plane tickets, I will not be flying anytime soon.
Guess who was doom scrolling? It’s 2am, of course it was me. Going to set a time limit going forward. What’s a good length of time to stay informed of all the things without spiraling from stress?
February 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Guess who was doom scrolling? It’s 2am, of course it was me. Going to set a time limit going forward. What’s a good length of time to stay informed of all the things without spiraling from stress?
The Chiefs won the superbowl games when I wore my RED KC shirt. I didn’t wear it today, so oops, my fault.
February 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The Chiefs won the superbowl games when I wore my RED KC shirt. I didn’t wear it today, so oops, my fault.
Simpsons Season 10: Episode 9 aired in 1998.
February 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Simpsons Season 10: Episode 9 aired in 1998.