This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.

we're cooked

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

You watch period pieces and there's that womanizer trope who can recite poetry from memory seducing all the everythings and I'd like to say I'd be immune but well-read people are incredibly sexy.

I think Luigi was taking the fall for someone else. Coincidentally has anyone else noticed that Mario is Missing?

#BlockAMaga

We can’t have DEI but Kim Guilfoyle is Ambassador to Greece.

Women, would this work on you?

Release the Gaetz report.

Pass it on.

Either this couple just so happens to be stock photo models… or Republican Governor Jeff Landry is lying.

Hello Bluesky!!!

Congrats to @bluesky for all the new users

My 2 cents. Find every news source the has an RSS feed or equivalent and create accounts that that show their public deeds on here under @johndoetimesfeed

That way we all get access to news without having to wait for them to create accounts first.

#Bluesky

Jake Paul should have to fight all of these guys before he gets to fight Tyson.

Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.

15M people on Bluesky!!! 💫

The Verge beat us to our own announcement — that's the beauty of an open network with public stats!