Paul Ess
@rock-handsome.bsky.social
High minded profile in courage who enjoys the exquisite torment of following Les Canadiens de Montréal.
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A whale watching trip can become a whale kissing trip if the captain is brave and you know what to say to the whale.
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
A whale watching trip can become a whale kissing trip if the captain is brave and you know what to say to the whale.
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"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
August 12, 2023 at 3:47 PM
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
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I consider this a win for the Expos.
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I consider this a win for the Expos.
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We trained this AI on the whispers of the dead and that’s why it keeps saying slurs we have no previous written record of.
October 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
We trained this AI on the whispers of the dead and that’s why it keeps saying slurs we have no previous written record of.
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J'ai appelé ça le Temps des Bouffons.
Ça a peut-être à voir avec certains joueurs que les Sénateurs d'Ottawa avaient en uniforme, mardi à Québec, mais assurément avec les débordements liés aux matchs préparatoires.
ici.radio-canada.ca/sports/21962...
Ça a peut-être à voir avec certains joueurs que les Sénateurs d'Ottawa avaient en uniforme, mardi à Québec, mais assurément avec les débordements liés aux matchs préparatoires.
ici.radio-canada.ca/sports/21962...
Le temps des bouffons
Le Canadien a dominé les Sénateurs d'Ottawa 5-0 au Centre Vidéotron de Québec dans un match où le hockey a parfois été relégué au second plan.
ici.radio-canada.ca
October 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
J'ai appelé ça le Temps des Bouffons.
Ça a peut-être à voir avec certains joueurs que les Sénateurs d'Ottawa avaient en uniforme, mardi à Québec, mais assurément avec les débordements liés aux matchs préparatoires.
ici.radio-canada.ca/sports/21962...
Ça a peut-être à voir avec certains joueurs que les Sénateurs d'Ottawa avaient en uniforme, mardi à Québec, mais assurément avec les débordements liés aux matchs préparatoires.
ici.radio-canada.ca/sports/21962...
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Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
September 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
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Geared up for a day trip to Montreal.
#PHIvsMTL | #LetsGoFlyers
https://www.nhl.com/flyers/news/phi-mtl-preseason-roster
#PHIvsMTL | #LetsGoFlyers
https://www.nhl.com/flyers/news/phi-mtl-preseason-roster
PHI@MTL Preseason Roster
Roster players for the preseason matchup against the Montreal Canadiens.
www.nhl.com
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Geared up for a day trip to Montreal.
#PHIvsMTL | #LetsGoFlyers
https://www.nhl.com/flyers/news/phi-mtl-preseason-roster
#PHIvsMTL | #LetsGoFlyers
https://www.nhl.com/flyers/news/phi-mtl-preseason-roster
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Today is the last day to tell the City of Montreal how you feel about $10K fines for noise complaints
An online public consultation form allows Montrealers to weigh in on a new noise bylaw that would increase first-offence fines for music venues by 566%.
An online public consultation form allows Montrealers to weigh in on a new noise bylaw that would increase first-offence fines for music venues by 566%.
Today is the last day to tell the City of Montreal how you feel about $10K fines for noise complaints
It's the last day to participate in online public consultation over a new City of Montreal bylaw featuring $10K fines for noise complaints.
cultmtl.com
July 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Today is the last day to tell the City of Montreal how you feel about $10K fines for noise complaints
An online public consultation form allows Montrealers to weigh in on a new noise bylaw that would increase first-offence fines for music venues by 566%.
An online public consultation form allows Montrealers to weigh in on a new noise bylaw that would increase first-offence fines for music venues by 566%.
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So thankful I can express myself and explore my passions through art
July 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
So thankful I can express myself and explore my passions through art
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Songs about breakups are for children. The only good songs are about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
July 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Songs about breakups are for children. The only good songs are about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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Gene Roddenberry knew it wasn’t enough to have green and blue drinks on the Enterprise, you also have to put them in a weird glass. Otherwise people won’t know it’s space.
July 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Gene Roddenberry knew it wasn’t enough to have green and blue drinks on the Enterprise, you also have to put them in a weird glass. Otherwise people won’t know it’s space.
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I was too charming and smart at the brain surgeon party and now I can tell they all wanna get in there and see what’s going on.
July 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I was too charming and smart at the brain surgeon party and now I can tell they all wanna get in there and see what’s going on.
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The Canadiens had a different draft this year. Aside from the big trade, the way they viewed potential prospects has changed as well. It has to at this stage of a rebuild: www.nytimes.com/athletic/645...
How the Canadiens’ amateur scouting approach is adjusting coming out of a rebuild
The Canadiens have built through the draft for three years, but with a deep and diverse prospect pool, a change in approach is necessary.
www.nytimes.com
June 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The Canadiens had a different draft this year. Aside from the big trade, the way they viewed potential prospects has changed as well. It has to at this stage of a rebuild: www.nytimes.com/athletic/645...
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My buddy said women only like me because of my dolphin skin. He said they don’t care about my heart or mind, they just want to touch the skin and see what it feels like. Bro, I met my gf online and we said I love you before she even knew about it!!
June 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My buddy said women only like me because of my dolphin skin. He said they don’t care about my heart or mind, they just want to touch the skin and see what it feels like. Bro, I met my gf online and we said I love you before she even knew about it!!
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When farmers compliment their partners they say stuff like “you’re my corn” and “you’re my beans” because in their world that is a really nice thing to say.
June 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
When farmers compliment their partners they say stuff like “you’re my corn” and “you’re my beans” because in their world that is a really nice thing to say.
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If you think you’re tough, meet me at the diamond ‘neath the blossoms and tell me you find no solace in the pockets of beauty we have managed to create together, brother.
May 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If you think you’re tough, meet me at the diamond ‘neath the blossoms and tell me you find no solace in the pockets of beauty we have managed to create together, brother.
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faking my own death and wearing a disguise to my funeral but blowing my cover by cryin too loudly
May 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
faking my own death and wearing a disguise to my funeral but blowing my cover by cryin too loudly
Haha goddamn Nate this is funny
Nice try, wind, unfortunately I’m wearing a piece of clothing that was designed specifically to break you. You have been defeated by a noisy bag.
May 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Haha goddamn Nate this is funny
Calvin Pickard (850k) just beat Vezina finalist Darcy Kuemper (5.25 million) four games in a row to advance to the next round. @richardlabbe.bsky.social
May 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Calvin Pickard (850k) just beat Vezina finalist Darcy Kuemper (5.25 million) four games in a row to advance to the next round. @richardlabbe.bsky.social