RomanProphet
@romanprophet.bsky.social
Big 'Ol Dummy just having a good time.
ハーフ。おれの日本語はあまり上手ではありません。
ハーフ。おれの日本語はあまり上手ではありません。
Apropos of nothing: I've been reading through Player of Games and there's a moment where the Azad outright state that the whole point of this empire-wide torture and domination ritual is the libidinal pleasure elite class gets from committing acts that would get anyone else ruthlessly punished.
January 31, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Apropos of nothing: I've been reading through Player of Games and there's a moment where the Azad outright state that the whole point of this empire-wide torture and domination ritual is the libidinal pleasure elite class gets from committing acts that would get anyone else ruthlessly punished.
My cousin is getting her English degree and she asked if I could help her out since, quote, 'Talking to you feels like trying to talk with an EIKEN exam'. Still not sure how to feel about that.
January 30, 2026 at 4:56 PM
My cousin is getting her English degree and she asked if I could help her out since, quote, 'Talking to you feels like trying to talk with an EIKEN exam'. Still not sure how to feel about that.
January 24, 2026 at 11:50 PM
They'll make anything a holiday these days smh.
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
They'll make anything a holiday these days smh.
I've got a new Marcel story in the chamber and ready to go after some editing. Unfortunately, it's also Fanfiction, and the next book in the source series doesn't come out until next Tuesday, so now I need to wait until it's out so I can be sure nothing contradicts the new lore.
January 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I've got a new Marcel story in the chamber and ready to go after some editing. Unfortunately, it's also Fanfiction, and the next book in the source series doesn't come out until next Tuesday, so now I need to wait until it's out so I can be sure nothing contradicts the new lore.
Still on my ASoIaF reread and honestly, of all the characters who haven't gotten chapters, I'd be most interested in a Margaery PoV. She's such a shrewd character but also, there doesn't seem to be much daylight between her public and private personas in a way I find genuinely fascinating.
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Still on my ASoIaF reread and honestly, of all the characters who haven't gotten chapters, I'd be most interested in a Margaery PoV. She's such a shrewd character but also, there doesn't seem to be much daylight between her public and private personas in a way I find genuinely fascinating.
I hate being right all the time
La Guerre de Troie n'aura pas lieu.
January 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I hate being right all the time
La Guerre de Troie n'aura pas lieu.
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
La Guerre de Troie n'aura pas lieu.
I owe you an apology Mr. Whitman. I was unfamiliar with your game.
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I owe you an apology Mr. Whitman. I was unfamiliar with your game.
I like how every less-than-common flower/plant name is either charming, descriptive stuff like 'Red Mountain Lily' and 'Fence-post Hazel', or something completely off the wall like 'THE GODDESS OF THE NIGHT' and 'THE DEVIL'S SPINE'.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I like how every less-than-common flower/plant name is either charming, descriptive stuff like 'Red Mountain Lily' and 'Fence-post Hazel', or something completely off the wall like 'THE GODDESS OF THE NIGHT' and 'THE DEVIL'S SPINE'.
I've been really enjoying Outer Worlds 2 but the one small complaint that I do have is how few of the mission titles are references to previous Sci-Fi works. That was a great little detail in the first game and I really miss it here.
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I've been really enjoying Outer Worlds 2 but the one small complaint that I do have is how few of the mission titles are references to previous Sci-Fi works. That was a great little detail in the first game and I really miss it here.
Just got a job offer. 70k per annum in my field and I don't need to sell my soul to Raytheon. I could honestly cry.
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Just got a job offer. 70k per annum in my field and I don't need to sell my soul to Raytheon. I could honestly cry.
Lord help me I'm back on my bullshit (ASoIaF re-read)
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Lord help me I'm back on my bullshit (ASoIaF re-read)
what's even the point of AI then
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
what's even the point of AI then
Baseball is so cool I wish it was real
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Baseball is so cool I wish it was real
'An X of Y and Z' is such a common template for romantasy slop book titles that it's funny to see it used in other pieces. 'A Song of Ice and Fire' is the granddaddy in Fantasy, but 'House of Sand and Fog' and 'Days of Wine and Roses' both fit the template despite their respective subject matters.
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
'An X of Y and Z' is such a common template for romantasy slop book titles that it's funny to see it used in other pieces. 'A Song of Ice and Fire' is the granddaddy in Fantasy, but 'House of Sand and Fog' and 'Days of Wine and Roses' both fit the template despite their respective subject matters.
Type Shit
A bratty reality warper with too much power and barely any restraint.
Bumped into them? Their new stress toy for a decade.
Cut past them in a queue? A germ wandering their body for a century.
Put something recyclable in the non-recycling can? No size shenanigans, that's just instant disintegration.
Bumped into them? Their new stress toy for a decade.
Cut past them in a queue? A germ wandering their body for a century.
Put something recyclable in the non-recycling can? No size shenanigans, that's just instant disintegration.
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Type Shit
Has any story ever actually played the 'Princess in a Tower Guarded by a Dragon is Rescued by Knight' motif totally straight?
The closest two examples I can think of are Perseus/Andromeda, and St. George. But neither of those involve a princess in captivity. They're both about imminent sacrifices.
The closest two examples I can think of are Perseus/Andromeda, and St. George. But neither of those involve a princess in captivity. They're both about imminent sacrifices.
October 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Has any story ever actually played the 'Princess in a Tower Guarded by a Dragon is Rescued by Knight' motif totally straight?
The closest two examples I can think of are Perseus/Andromeda, and St. George. But neither of those involve a princess in captivity. They're both about imminent sacrifices.
The closest two examples I can think of are Perseus/Andromeda, and St. George. But neither of those involve a princess in captivity. They're both about imminent sacrifices.
New story!
#sizesky
Local trickster deity gets a job at a maid café. Shenanigans ensue.
www.furaffinity.net/view/62511181/
#sizesky
Local trickster deity gets a job at a maid café. Shenanigans ensue.
www.furaffinity.net/view/62511181/
(Sweeter also than) Honey and the Honeycomb by RomanProphet
Yoiryu gets a job at a maid cafe. Shenanigans ensue.. . . . . Finally got around to finishing this story that I started almost two years ...
www.furaffinity.net
October 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
New story!
#sizesky
Local trickster deity gets a job at a maid café. Shenanigans ensue.
www.furaffinity.net/view/62511181/
#sizesky
Local trickster deity gets a job at a maid café. Shenanigans ensue.
www.furaffinity.net/view/62511181/
God keeps trying to rapture faithful Christians to eternal paradise and I keep swatting 'em down like Dikembe Mutombo.
September 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
God keeps trying to rapture faithful Christians to eternal paradise and I keep swatting 'em down like Dikembe Mutombo.
Reposted by RomanProphet
As someone who hates speeding I love the idea but as someone who works with software I can already feel the fear in my bones.
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.
(15 in Manhattan btw)
(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
August 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
As someone who hates speeding I love the idea but as someone who works with software I can already feel the fear in my bones.