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Roorey 🥹🥹
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Commie fuck. Country fuck.
Gassy post waffle house sex
September 27, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Boss makes a billion
I don't make fuck.

So I stole the catalytic converter off the company truck.
Boss makes a milli,
I make a dime-

that's why I fucked his wife.
August 19, 2023 at 9:32 AM
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mods are asleep, quick post your favorite anti-lawn memes
August 12, 2023 at 12:07 AM
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🇺🇸RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT #9🇺🇸
𝓱𝓮’𝓼 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓪𝓼 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴
July 7, 2023 at 10:06 PM
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i hope this place adds a trending tab so that we can screenshot “Guy Fieri” next to “Climate Change” and say “soooo we’re having an extremely normal one today i see.” sometimes some low-hanging fruit like that is useful for getting a few throws in the bullpen before attempting a good post
July 7, 2023 at 7:10 PM
U got a dumpy or u just happy 2 see me
July 2, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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hey new users, Bluesky is a *public* social network

please read about data privacy and more in our User FAQ to help you get oriented! even though we require an invite code to create an account, you should treat any posts here as if it's a public blog

https://blueskyweb.xyz/blog/5-19-2023-user-faq
July 1, 2023 at 11:55 PM
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not even top 5. twitter is cooked.
July 1, 2023 at 10:30 PM
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TIRED: Killing your service’s third-party apps

WIRED: Killing your service’s first-party apps
July 1, 2023 at 10:10 PM
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Fun fact that is specifically not fun:

The “Mozambique Drill” we all know and learned on is named from an incident where a Rhodesian PMC killed a freedom fighter in Mozambique.

A less racist name for the same drill is “the effective fire drill.”
July 2, 2023 at 12:25 AM
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when the twitter hordes descend:
July 1, 2023 at 4:19 PM
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I feel like my generation experienced Peak Internet and we’re now on a downward trend.

Google Search sucks. You can’t trust Amazon ratings. Twitter & Reddit are at war with their users. Every useful news site is paywalled and every garbage one is free.

Turns out 2010s were the good old days.
July 1, 2023 at 12:09 PM
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Hello, Twitter people checking their Bluesky accounts because Twitter is currently down 👋
July 1, 2023 at 3:18 PM
When u tell her u wanna see the Barbie movie instead of Oppenheimer
June 26, 2023 at 2:28 PM
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This is where I block from
June 25, 2023 at 12:11 AM
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"i'm blackpilled. i'm irony-maxxing. i'm satire-core. i'm detached from society on 10 different layers" oh yeah? well i'm sweetiepilled. i'm kindness-maxxing. i'm earnest-core. i'm connected to my loved ones and appreciate them. what are you gonna do about it
June 25, 2023 at 6:12 AM
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Welcome to Bluesky!

You are now required to:

Supporting defunding and abolishing police

Tear down capitalism and white supremacy

Support queer and trans liberation

A bunch of other stuff
June 22, 2023 at 3:35 PM
dick from a guy who tells you you're doing a really good job
June 23, 2023 at 10:17 PM
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breaking bad but everyone is kind and has a lovely time. they're still making methamphetamine but without being mean about it
June 23, 2023 at 6:49 AM
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PSA: It might feel like you're skeeting into a cosy walled garden right now, but at the protocol level it's more like this:
May 11, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Today's playlist
June 23, 2023 at 2:04 PM
broke the 80 dollar barrier at taco bell last night with only 2 pals kinda proud kinda in pain
June 23, 2023 at 12:36 PM
Shooting my shot at the girl who saw my bar fight last weekend
June 22, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Dick from a dude who manually triggers his windshield wipers
June 22, 2023 at 3:48 PM