I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

Why would I play any of the hundreds of games I've never played before if I could simply play yet another Sneak Archer Skyrim run, hm? What if it's slightly different this time

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

you were so close!