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“Like she was a summer storm made flesh.” || 22 || she/her || trans
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merry christmas gang
December 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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I have said it before and I will say it again, Debate Kids are the ones actually ruining the country.
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
10/10 i love this star
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
AAAAAAA HES BACK
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
9/10 for lack of variety but still super tasty
December 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
5/10 because christmas puddings suck ass
December 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
10/10 for christmas tree because i just love it!!!
December 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
8/10 for snowman tbh

its tasty chocolate even tho the design kinda sucks lol
December 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I've spent a long time wondering if I'd ever speak on my channel, and I'm sure many of you have as well. It looks like it's finally time though.

youtu.be/LYM1dmXp9Zs
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
put some trannies in a room and they start arm wrestling eachother

why is this??? someone get on it
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is the plot of wicked
what if you looked up the grinch's parents on facebook and they were just normal. they're not green or hairy or anything. and they didn't adopt him either he just came out like that
December 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
5/10 this fuckass bitch is back
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
8/10 for doing the same 2 days in a row AGAIN

but also v tasty
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
6 and 7 can both have 10/10 tbh bc they're great and new designs and tasty! I could penalise 6 for being a christmas pudding bc those are gross but i will choose not to be vindictive today
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
what is UK mcdonalds when u cant have gluten or dairy
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Okay 5/10 bc HOW DID YOU MAKE IT THE EXACT SAME 2 DAYS IN A ROW
December 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Snowman gets 7/10!!

design is not as good but it's still super tasty
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
10/10!!!

Tasty chunky santa face with a good christmassy design!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Starting off with day 1: Strange Gingerbread man!

Starting off strong with a 9/10.

Very tasty and a decent amount of chocolate, with a christmassy theme. Only flaw is that the design is kind of ass and the gingerbread man is not at all happy... Looks like some kind of worm or hont dog face
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Hi gang im gonna be rating my advent calendar chocolates this year so we'll see how good they are!! The main factors are design, size and taste. I hope you enjoy!
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Before you embark on a quest of revenge, first kill two birds
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Me the moment someone says they use chatGPT
a man in a suit and tie is laying on the floor with a caption that says my brain do n't say it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laying on the floor with a caption that says my brain do n't say it
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM