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The Wandering Earth 2 bangs. America could never make this movie
January 6, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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*Linda Yaccarhino caked in sweat, bleeding from her eyes*

“Let’s taaaalk tuuuurkey…”🦃
November 26, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Loved the part in Napoleon when they ask Napoleon how he did it and he looks directly into camera and says “I guess I learned to practice the Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
November 25, 2023 at 5:46 PM
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An alleged “watchdog” spread a lie that could get reporters killed, and now, after it went viral, he admits he had ZERO evidence of his accusations that any journalists knew about an attack ahead of time. These sorts of lies endanger journalists lives. apnews.com/article/isra...
November 10, 2023 at 4:36 PM
November 6, 2023 at 2:15 PM
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Finally got around to writing a little bit about Gaza. More to come. ositanwanevu.com/on-gaza-part...
November 1, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Nothing beats the sheer liberating dog-after-car feeling of going on a run by your lonesome and finding yourself in a race with the guy in the bike lane
November 1, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Women be like “we should publish a paper together”
November 1, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Got a sweet deal on this bridge. Guy who sold it to me practically gave it away!
October 31, 2023 at 10:20 PM
In my bundled era. Going cozymode. On my warm and snuggly shit
October 31, 2023 at 2:09 PM
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We're in this weird time where people think they have to justify their personal tastes with ideological principles. Like, it's not enough that you don't like hiking, you have to spin some weird theory about how hiking is Problematic.

But no! You can just not go hiking!
October 23, 2023 at 1:58 PM
This is the type of drink that gives you powers in a Fallout game
October 21, 2023 at 3:42 PM
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October 20, 2023 at 2:25 PM
South Korea, Spain, and I are the only men in this conference without ties. Hot boy fall
October 19, 2023 at 2:03 PM
October 15, 2023 at 1:43 AM
This is what I look like btw
October 12, 2023 at 2:18 PM
There’s got to be, somewhere in this beautiful country of ours, an Amish rapper that records his work on wax cylinders
October 6, 2023 at 12:11 PM
“Preciate it” is a goated way to let someone know you appreciate something
October 2, 2023 at 1:57 PM
I used to be a grape guy, but now I’m more of a blackberry boy, or even a strawberry son. What about you, you look like a marmalade man

63 year old diner waiter:
Look, youse want your toast or not
October 1, 2023 at 5:37 PM
Help I hopped off the G in Brooklyn and I’m lost already
September 30, 2023 at 6:00 PM
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Aides tell Mayor Adams that the floodwaters are threatening the deposits of minerals and gems beneath the New York City that give it its special energy. He hops into a city vehicle and drives it down the sidewalk to a restaurant owned by someone who has been imprisoned twice for Medicare fraud.
September 29, 2023 at 2:36 PM
This Philip Glass kick is giving my walk to work in the rain a degree of measured, quiet profundity that, being 20 minutes late, I really don’t deserve
September 25, 2023 at 1:19 PM
Peeled over a hundred lost wet dollars off the ground outside the Hudson Yards Equinox. This is a magical city
September 24, 2023 at 9:13 PM
It’s funny to hear the Billie Eilish Barbie song while I’m going about my day because it’s so directly from the perspective of Barbie from the movie Barbie
September 21, 2023 at 11:56 PM