the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

@hendowest.bsky.social hey, what's this about? On the Te Atatu Peninsula Cycleway near the motorway

If you see this, post a picture of a tree #ArborDay

It's about Australia but in the week that Seymour basically said he was going to ignore a 90% public rejection of his toxicity, this is very on point.

Every time I go to a museum in a Commonwealth country...

They know that no leader who has rolled another Nats has gone on to win the election, I read that in an article recently and realised how stuck between a rock and a fuckface they are lol

If not whiteboard marker, then why whiteboard marker shaped?

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

I've been sweating like an ACT party president in this heat 😥

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self

Billy Corgan’s origin story is weirder than I thought.

All right, which of you did this?

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#nzpol