ruby poohbear
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ruby poohbear
@rubypoohbear.bsky.social
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The last thing you hear before I shove you out of the way as I sprint to the dance floor
March 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
is anyone else’s followage like 80% bots? hope that gets sorted soon
January 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Someone has got to ban the word “elucidate” from academia, or at least elucidate what a thesaurus is.
January 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Going to get my nails done just to feel something 🤝
January 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Was not particularly interested in seeing Wicked, and then my wife gave it a Media Studies framing and said it’s actually about how a gullible and ill-informed public is easy to manipulate with misinformation and I was all in, great movie, 10/10 so far.
January 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Dudes will see ants marching four by four and just say “hurrah”
December 24, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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It's funny that the Superman movie had a scene where "a bunch of heavily armed men escort a hugely dangerous individual" and the escort is still smaller and less dramatic than Luigi's perp walk
December 19, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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just blurted out in class "yes, you have to cite where you got your info. in a world in which lying loudly is the only thing that seems to get rewarded, citing your sources is an act of resistance" and folks, I really believe that.
December 19, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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There’s no such thing as “too many books”—only not enough shelves, not enough time, and not enough space for the dream library with a sliding ladder. But let’s be honest… we’ll keep buying books anyway.
December 18, 2024 at 10:30 AM
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Statues of Queens and Governors and plaques at historical sites you see in every Australian town are a welcome to country by white Australia. They tell the history of the area and land.

Aboriginal people use words instead of sculptures to tell our local history...but you're not interested.
December 15, 2024 at 6:56 AM
My sister ordered a dresser that is 160cm across. While discussing where to put it, we remembered I am 160cm tall.

I think we figured out where to put it.
December 15, 2024 at 7:19 AM
how does one discover their skiche (skeet niche)?
December 13, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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Reposting to Bluesky bc @rubypoohbear.bsky.social has made the complete migration to here from Twitter we met #danandphil at the Sydney #dnpTIT #terribleinfluencetour #danandphilTIT always grateful to collect experiences I end up reluctantly enjoying under the title of big sister chaperone™️
December 11, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity
December 10, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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98th woman murdered...but sure, keep talking about nuclear power and anti-Semitism which is in fact anti Zionism and anti genocide.

Our politicians and our media are gaslighting us to distraction.
December 11, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to play Stardew Valley for 18 hours straight and poison the town soup with the Mayor’s underpants.
December 9, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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Raygun is trademarking the Kangaroo Dance moves as she apparently invented them.

60,000 plus years of Aboriginal culture would like a word...
December 9, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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A Christmas tree is really just a tower of breakable heirlooms.
December 6, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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Introducing a thought I have: Plastic Water Bottles.

A “Plastic Water Bottle” is what I call any problem that we see as super evil despite the fact that there is an extremely similar bigger problem (plastic soda bottles) that we never think about only because we’re simply more used to it.
December 6, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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Saw Wicked Part 1 in theaters. Quick thoughts:

ahhhhAHHHAHHHHhaaaahughaaaahhuuhhhAHHHHHHHHHH
December 7, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Moved into a new place.

Con: the bathroom sliding door has a huge gape at the bottom that you can entirely see through.

Pro: Gunky really likes to visit people while they poop.
December 6, 2024 at 8:54 AM
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stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
December 1, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Just so we’re clear -
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.
November 18, 2024 at 11:52 AM