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I sound cooler than I am 🛸
ASU bio post bacc
Circus artist
"Can't turn a hoe into a housewife"
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Natural scientist, drop acid on rock.

Social scientist, drop acid.
Natural science, licks the rock
Social science, watches someone else lick the rock and writes down if they die
While measuring brown sugar today, I noticed a dis-colored mass and culled it. Washed it off and it looked like a rock. "How did a rock get in there?"

Later, in the name of Science! I licked the rock.

It was sweet. I decided it's probably a solid crystal of sugar that had escaped the crusher.
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Jersey is losing his shit over Miss piggy 🤣🤣🤣
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Brassicas #assicas
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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La Lune à un mètre (The Astronomer's Dream, 1898, dir. Georges Méliès) 🎥

A melancholy, effectively creepy three minutes in which the moon eats people.
December 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
2025 has been the most consistently fun season in a long time!
♥️🎪 🛸
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Each time,
the found world surprises
- that is its nature.

Jane Hirshfield
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Latest painting (acrylic on canvas)
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Apparently people are once again asking who's at fault here. We can improve road safety dramatically by revoking the driver's licence of everyone who thinks it's the cyclist's fault.
December 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Today 31 years ago the PS1 was released. In honor of Sony Playstation 1's birthday lets unironically celebrate by rewitnessing the greatest (in my opinion) bit of voice acting speech on the platform from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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This is us.
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Just a reminder, that in a serious country, Pete Hegseth would have been forced to resign after he texted secret bombing plans to a journalist.
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
There was a whole sentence in that gesture 🛸
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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new frogs
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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When you argue with me this is who you’re arguing with
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Even Marc Jacobs makes ($1850) mistakes.
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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when the waiter tries to take our bread and wine
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Whoa
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM