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In the same way that everything that goes wrong in a video game is Todd Howard’s fault, all other problems are Jeff Bezos’ fault.
March 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
In the same way that everything that goes wrong in a video game is Todd Howard’s fault, all other problems are Jeff Bezos’ fault.
Shoutout to the nurse manning my dad’s ward for encouraging me to pick up BG3, I will explore sword-wizard options.
February 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Shoutout to the nurse manning my dad’s ward for encouraging me to pick up BG3, I will explore sword-wizard options.
What stage of adulthood is when you have to interrogate your parents to find out why one of them is in the hospital?
February 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
What stage of adulthood is when you have to interrogate your parents to find out why one of them is in the hospital?
Some manager said my team has lost focus on the Big Spreadsheet. I am a full time Big Spreadsheet Maintainer what the fuck come say that to my face
January 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Some manager said my team has lost focus on the Big Spreadsheet. I am a full time Big Spreadsheet Maintainer what the fuck come say that to my face
Normal shit in the work Zoom: “oh no the window cleaner is outside” “what, are you naked?” “no, I don’t like to be perceived” “can we focus just a bit longer here, guys”
January 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Normal shit in the work Zoom: “oh no the window cleaner is outside” “what, are you naked?” “no, I don’t like to be perceived” “can we focus just a bit longer here, guys”
Merry Christmas to the lady at fire dispatch at 3am.
December 25, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Merry Christmas to the lady at fire dispatch at 3am.
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I think we need to stop assigning pets gender based on their genitals, and start doing it on vibes.
I've definitely met a trans cat before
I've definitely met a trans cat before
December 24, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I think we need to stop assigning pets gender based on their genitals, and start doing it on vibes.
I've definitely met a trans cat before
I've definitely met a trans cat before
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Started driving lessons again but not telling my family. Just gonna turn up one day, grab my car keys and bounce.
December 17, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Started driving lessons again but not telling my family. Just gonna turn up one day, grab my car keys and bounce.
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it may not have any rivers, but do it have sloughs? 🤔
December 13, 2024 at 4:10 PM
it may not have any rivers, but do it have sloughs? 🤔
Reading about American healthcare bums me out when I’m one of the saps wrangling NHS waiting lists. An admin manager rang a surgeon recently to say “don’t you dare cancel this patient or I’m coming down there”.
December 14, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Reading about American healthcare bums me out when I’m one of the saps wrangling NHS waiting lists. An admin manager rang a surgeon recently to say “don’t you dare cancel this patient or I’m coming down there”.
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While I love the sentiment, I feel like the Vatican should have a better nativity scene than this
December 9, 2024 at 3:19 PM
While I love the sentiment, I feel like the Vatican should have a better nativity scene than this
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People: What productivity software do you use?
Me:
Me:
December 7, 2024 at 4:19 PM
People: What productivity software do you use?
Me:
Me:
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The murdered insurance CEO won't see your little jokes but I will, and a lot of them are pretty funny! Good work everyone!
December 5, 2024 at 8:07 PM
The murdered insurance CEO won't see your little jokes but I will, and a lot of them are pretty funny! Good work everyone!
All dads know is football team, do big loud sneeze and lie to they kids.
November 28, 2024 at 7:03 AM
All dads know is football team, do big loud sneeze and lie to they kids.
Ground floor apartments are great except when local youths take to banging on the kitchen window send help
November 25, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Ground floor apartments are great except when local youths take to banging on the kitchen window send help
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"Vampire Weekend is Jimmy Buffet for people who are too pale to go to the beach." -- Willie Muse
November 21, 2024 at 8:06 AM
"Vampire Weekend is Jimmy Buffet for people who are too pale to go to the beach." -- Willie Muse
My favourite social media has nobody on it so this has potential.
November 20, 2024 at 10:04 PM
My favourite social media has nobody on it so this has potential.