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Ryan
@ryansimmons.bsky.social
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Writer/director at Secret Base - youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN Twitch - twitch.tv/ryansimmons6ft6
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 1d
Carmela soprano in the “some pulp” scene: but you like small beers Tony soprano pointing to a can of Modelo instead of a carton of orange juice: I like a few small beers
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 15h
clearly we need some sort of sabermetric for burrito speed per ounce
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 15h
but first in burrito enjoyment, i promise you
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Writers Guild of America East @wgaeast.bsky.social · 1d
A union will drastically improve your work life. If you work in nonfiction TV, documentary film, podcasting, online media or broadcast news, contact a representative from the WGA East to answer your questions. www.wgaeast.org/organize/con...
Contact An Organizer | Writers Guild of America East
Find out how you can form a union at your workplace. No matter what changes have impacted the media industry, the Guild has always played a central role in fighting for—and winning—better standards…
www.wgaeast.org
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Fantômas, Le contrebandier de DEI @theefantomas.bsky.social · 1d
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 2d
🎵 Where everybody knows your name...
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 2d
Huge dubs for Pat-produced podcasts this week. We got Tom Scharpling on STORES and Justin McElroy on What's All This Then!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gNP...

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Home Depot with Tom Scharpling | STORES Episode 16
YouTube video by STORES
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 2d
i think youre thinking of BeamNG Drive
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Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 2d
aka "Chill Secret Base Production Music Beats To Study To"

It's part 2 of Jon's Secret Base Radio Music Program. Come hang while @jonbois.bsky.social spins our favorite tunes and drops a little behind-the-scenes knowledge in between. New on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/jons-s...
JON'S SECRET BASE RADIO MUSIC PROGRAM: EPISODE 2 | Secret Base
Get more from Secret Base on Patreon
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 2d
the premise of the (not-great) Mountainhead is: billionaires fuck off in the mountains while in real-time one of their AI video platforms sparks worldwide panicking, riots and mass violence when realistic looking terrorism videos start flooding the zone. it feels like we are 2 weeks away from that
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 2d
The Sora AI disinfo nightmare is here

For more like this:
tiktok.com/@drewharwell
instagram.com/bydrewharwell
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 2d
Zombo.com
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 3d
starting a social media platform where nobody can post on it, communicate with anyone on there, or even sign up for it
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 3d
when I ask and you can, your training will be complete
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 3d
you can’t pick me up
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 4d
Fuckin “my controller was broken” ass excuse
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 4d
James Franklin is trying
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 5d
A salute to all you HVAC guys out there, committed to having either no conversation at all, or the weirdest conversation I'll have in months, in my dining room
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trick van treat @derek.bike · 5d
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a tweet by Dana Gould @danagould that says: Thinking about Rush Limbaugh and how, now that he's dead, you never, ever hear about him. No one mentions anything he did. Because what he did had no value. It contributed nothing worthwhile to the culture. Nothing of lasting value. He just made anger. Every day. Rising, blooming & fading like a fart. Then he died & was instantly replaced by a fleet of little replicas, farting fake fury five days a week. Creating nothing of interest or artistic value to anyone. Seriously, what an awful way to make a living.
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 5d
🎵 Simmer Down, My Ass (I Won't Simmer Down)
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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 6d
AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 7d
cool sora video
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · Jan 4
Unbelievable — Big Evil Corp just created a big knob that releases toxic gas directly into public elementary schools every time a user turns it. Here’s 18 video clips of me turning the knob over and over to demonstrate how it works
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 7d
by 'less sophisticated' i mean just plugging stuff into my torrent client, but theres gotta be a way to get a fancy self-hosted arr stack going, or some such thing
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 7d
thanks! i've got a whole setup going already for movies and tv, and a slightly less sophisticated one for games. just gettin salty on main
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 7d
I think I will “Game Pass” on continuing to pay for this stuff and turn to pirating it all instead
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 7d
Look im not continuing with you after this, and I really am sorry to have upset you, but I really just do not believe one’s own trauma or fear of reprisal justifies not reporting the eyewitness account of sexual assault of a *minor* at a work function under any circumstance. That’s really it!
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 7d
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An excerpt of Horatio Sanz's victim's affidavit in her lawsuit against him: I looked up and noticed that many members of the 2002 SNL cast, including Ana Gasteyer, Tina Fey, Rachel Dratch, Will Ferrell and Maya Rudolph, stood in the entranceway commenting to one another as they observed Sanz groping me. I distinctly remember that Gasteyer made direct eye contact with me as Sanz was groping me. Gasteyer's jaw dropped, her arms shook and she became visibly startled. Next to Gasteyer, I saw Fey and Dratch looking at us and laughing. When I looked at Fey and Dratch, who were excitedly giggling and talking with their hands over their mouths while looking directly at me and Sanz, they were startled and positioned themselves behind other people. Dratch later, in her 2012 memoir, called that party "the most memorable after-after party.”
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