Ry is the Guy
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Here to find what I can't find in the real world.
🍁Canadian🍁Rockies Fan 🏔
🍁Canadian🍁Rockies Fan 🏔
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
We just need a little bit more proof.
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
We just need a little bit more proof.
Go into that dark lane, go into that unvarnished food spot, that's where the world lives.
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Go into that dark lane, go into that unvarnished food spot, that's where the world lives.
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Susanna and the old men | Isaac Feldman
December 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Susanna and the old men | Isaac Feldman
Bari Weiss was on Epstein Island.
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Bari Weiss was on Epstein Island.
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The Orioles are FUCKED if the next CBA limits how many blonde guys they can sign
December 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Orioles are FUCKED if the next CBA limits how many blonde guys they can sign
Football is an 11-man ballet on a chessboard. And also, there's head trauma.
December 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Football is an 11-man ballet on a chessboard. And also, there's head trauma.
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Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
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December 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Sorry, I didn’t get to any Christmas posts earlier. Here’s one.
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sorry, I didn’t get to any Christmas posts earlier. Here’s one.
I'm not really into manga or cats, so yes, I DO know what its like to be a minority.
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I'm not really into manga or cats, so yes, I DO know what its like to be a minority.
It's raining cats and dogs, don't step in a poodle.
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It's raining cats and dogs, don't step in a poodle.
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Gal Gadot Assures Casting Agent She Can Play AI Roles https://theonion.com/gal-gadot-assures-casting-agent-she-can-play-ai-roles/
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Gal Gadot Assures Casting Agent She Can Play AI Roles https://theonion.com/gal-gadot-assures-casting-agent-she-can-play-ai-roles/
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Sorry, I mistook you having a food baby for sexual tension.
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Sorry, I mistook you having a food baby for sexual tension.
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Screaming "OUCH" every time the barber's scissors touch my hair, as a bit.
December 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Screaming "OUCH" every time the barber's scissors touch my hair, as a bit.
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Phillip Island, we are here to see the fairy penguins at sunset. Western Port bay Victoria Australia. #phillipisland #australia #friends
December 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Phillip Island, we are here to see the fairy penguins at sunset. Western Port bay Victoria Australia. #phillipisland #australia #friends
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Netflix and chill? More like cheese sticks and chilli.
December 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Netflix and chill? More like cheese sticks and chilli.
Oh my legs are burning. No, no workout, just got out of bed.
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Oh my legs are burning. No, no workout, just got out of bed.
I don't think Infantino will be TOO pleased when he hears about this blockade.
December 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I don't think Infantino will be TOO pleased when he hears about this blockade.
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Country #92 of my Cooking Round the World challenge is LAOS 🇱🇦
Khao Soi is rice noodles in a chicken/fish sauce broth, topped with a stew of ground pork, onion, garlic, soybean paste, & crushed tomatoes. Garnished with bean sprouts, cilantro, & sriracha.
Khao Soi is rice noodles in a chicken/fish sauce broth, topped with a stew of ground pork, onion, garlic, soybean paste, & crushed tomatoes. Garnished with bean sprouts, cilantro, & sriracha.
December 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Country #92 of my Cooking Round the World challenge is LAOS 🇱🇦
Khao Soi is rice noodles in a chicken/fish sauce broth, topped with a stew of ground pork, onion, garlic, soybean paste, & crushed tomatoes. Garnished with bean sprouts, cilantro, & sriracha.
Khao Soi is rice noodles in a chicken/fish sauce broth, topped with a stew of ground pork, onion, garlic, soybean paste, & crushed tomatoes. Garnished with bean sprouts, cilantro, & sriracha.
I would not pass a drug test right now. They test for Tylenol daytime right?
December 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I would not pass a drug test right now. They test for Tylenol daytime right?
You know those cone things that dogs wear? Do they have them for, um humans?
December 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You know those cone things that dogs wear? Do they have them for, um humans?
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Canada and Canadian business also need to finally let go of the fantasy that a renegotiated USMCA would deliver anything but punitive terms. We should instead assume the USMCA is already gone and act accordingly.
December 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Canada and Canadian business also need to finally let go of the fantasy that a renegotiated USMCA would deliver anything but punitive terms. We should instead assume the USMCA is already gone and act accordingly.