"Colonialised", that should say!

🤣😭 Oh boy yes, we really do. I'd say we're naturals at it, but that would negate the reasons for our whole colonial "thank ye, kind sir" dynamic.

It's the hope that kills you. I think the country could just as easily take them back after they promise faithfully to get help and change. I fell for that one too 😒

I'm fit to be tied. Like, I did NOT get to 54 without being gaslit but usually I divorced the fuckers.

So do I!

FF & FG have had literally over 100 unbroken years of governance to do something. Yet they constantly act like they popped into existence five minutes ago and throw a strop if you suggest otherwise. Refuse to govern, refuse to take responsibility, refuse to do anything except say "DONT BLAME ME"

Err.... Guy..... That's A LOT in two months! 😬 No diabetes and cholesterol is great and all, but be careful eh?

1kg a week would be phenomenal and also safer, and also achievable on the no booze/no choc/no sugar diet 🙏

Oh my, just realised you featured twice.... In the august(a) company of James Joyce no less! What a great article. I love Frank's thought processes 👌

Thank you very much! 🤗

Your future researcher will definitely have some questions 😁 Perhaps they'll find this thread.

Ha, that's gas! So both our experiences featured in Frank's article then? You with your middle name and possibly a faraway poetic look in your eyes, and me being somewhat disenfranchised and upstaged on my birthday by a pile of rushes on the school desk. Love it!

Makes total sense. Ask yours if his name is Mike 😁

JK Rowling: oh jeffrey i'm so glad that you could come ssseee my new harry potter musssical
Jeffrey Epstein: iz hermwimmnone in this one
Rowling:
Rowling: "hermwimmnone?"
Epstein: yeh yah yoo no
Epstein: hermiminvoijo=
Rowling:
Rowling: are you trying to ssay herminone
Epstein: yeah heeemitomninoo

Omg, we have a supermarket cat in our nearest small town who looks the very same! He's called Mike.

😏 Youngest wasn't massively impressed that his computer crashed 😬😅

Done, although I managed to blow the house sockets by turning on the outdoor Christmas lights so I could see what I was doing 😬😏

Really really like this one 🙏❤️