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Kida
@safetidings.bsky.social
he/him | 20+ | 🍇❤️ | yay yippe | known to be up to +5 if spaced properly
Happy new year!
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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[0012847] Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear"
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
(dark souls font) partner picked up
Yay partner soon
December 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Yay partner soon
December 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Merry Christmas! 🎄✨🕊
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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controversial take incoming, but I think the dragon quest slime is pretty cool #truthnuke #yeah #NotAfraid
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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dragons love saying this shit
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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every gacha dev wants to make arknights but none of them will hire an art director who will fuck the clothes
December 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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the right attitude
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Agh, still frustrated by today's feedback. I would have loved to be able to continue to keep that side job...
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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one of the funnier aspects to the AI backlash is the fact that they're negatively polarizing much of the tech enthusiast demographic against them by making hobbyist PC building functionally unaffordable
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Top Jobs of 1530:

1. False Lutheran
2. Guy who sells Lutheran corpses to doctors
3. Landsknecht
4. Starving on a caravel
5. Guy who knows the emperor
6. Sex Priest
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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im so sorry.
December 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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last christmas i buried your heart
but the very next day, the beating remained

this year, my paranoia and fear
and madness will spur my confession
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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ok thanks i guess
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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[Can immediately tell that my newborn son didn't receive the curse] "Wow...okay. Yeah he's alright. I don't think he needs a name just yet.
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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getting a +2 feels amazing. i see why northernlion went bald
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM