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@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
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Sov Cits (Derogatory). Dumptruckassery🍑. Medium Man. Gritty. LFC. Philly. GO BIRDS. Cats 🏆🏒.
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sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
The greatest things to happen in the last two years:

1. The Philadelphia Eagles acquire Saquon Barkley

2. The City of Philadelphia acquires BlueSky
garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
I don’t remember the celebration being like this in 2022
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
THIS HAS TO HAPPEN OMG 😂😂😂😂
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
A fair response to this skeet lmaooooo 😭😭
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
Just bumping this today for absolutely ZERO reason 🫣🫣🫣

(My love of Gritty knows no bounds regardless 🧡)
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
Gonna lose a ton of followers here once y’all find out I’m a panthers fan. Please understand this was due to falling in love with a man, which was my first mistake. Please forgive me. Go cats
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sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
My internet friends saved my life 🥰
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
Aside from the game I went to and got acknowledged by Sosa and Bader 🍑, last night was the absolute funniest game to skeet through Lmfaoooo I’m still laughing at all this
babkastreisand.bsky.social
JT took Alice’s vaccines and pasteurized milk threat sooooo seriously
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ghostesq.bsky.social
Bryce Harper just woke up in a cold sweat and doesn't know why
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
I’m gonna be standing in front of my TV with a jug of pasteurized milk as a very serious threat to the boys to keep those bats hot. You’re welcome, Phillies 🥛🥛
kbeatt.com
The Phils couldn't have won without you. We need your powers for tonight's game too. ☕☕
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
I had to put some ice cubes on them to lower the swelling and now my contacts are already too dried out lmao
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
Emergency Wawa stop required today (with an extra shot of espresso, so RIP to my heart this morning 😭😭)
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
*pushing the button to push the next dose of caffeine thru my IV*

Ok chat. We back up for work. Go Phils! 🥱
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
My eyes are so swollen and puffy 😭😭
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
*pushing the button to push the next dose of caffeine thru my IV*

Ok chat. We back up for work. Go Phils! 🥱
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babkastreisand.bsky.social
[climbing back over the railing of the Benjamin Franklin bridge] chat, are we back?
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sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
The way this would heal me.
jdbatts79.bsky.social
I need Schwarber hitting a 600 foot home run off Kershaw so bad
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babkastreisand.bsky.social
JT took Alice’s vaccines and pasteurized milk threat sooooo seriously
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
I’m so sorry. But I’m in literal tears laughing so hard. What is wrong with me?! 😅😅😅😅😅
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okty.bsky.social
okty.bsky.social
You’re why my timeline is usually

[bad news about the world]
[bad news about the US]
JT REALMUTO COULD RIDE ME LIKE SECRETARIAT
[bad news about the climate]
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
I couldn’t let that slide at this stage of the season lol
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
JT REALMUTO LET ME SIT ON THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
Medium Man about to get baby’s first SSRI 🥹
sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
Doing this as a Harlem Shake could reset the timeline.
razzball.bsky.social
War is hell, Portland style