Sal Cap0ne
@salimotxo.bsky.social
Runner up in the Mrs Joyful prize for rafia work.
Née @sallydaviesjr. You'd be surprised how many people didn't get it.
Née @sallydaviesjr. You'd be surprised how many people didn't get it.
Anyway never mind that, I just discovered there's an auto-reply function!! Or did everyone know that too?
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Anyway never mind that, I just discovered there's an auto-reply function!! Or did everyone know that too?
Some people would take this wheelbarrow of Moo Dengs and gardening tools as proof we have strayed further from God's light, but I'm tempted, ngl
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Some people would take this wheelbarrow of Moo Dengs and gardening tools as proof we have strayed further from God's light, but I'm tempted, ngl
Missing the Twitter experience? Try the Discover feed, an incredible mix of absolute bangers from people you follow (three likes) and posts from randos about the breathtakingly mundane (937 likes).
December 18, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Missing the Twitter experience? Try the Discover feed, an incredible mix of absolute bangers from people you follow (three likes) and posts from randos about the breathtakingly mundane (937 likes).
You OK babe you've hardly touched 🎄Christmas edition 🎄
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You OK babe you've hardly touched 🎄Christmas edition 🎄
I can't work out if the back view of this was deliberate or a very funny oversight
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I can't work out if the back view of this was deliberate or a very funny oversight
One of my most favourite timeline moments, especially good since I had no idea who or what "Root" was at the time.
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
One of my most favourite timeline moments, especially good since I had no idea who or what "Root" was at the time.
Found my origin story in the loft. Dressed and beribboned by bluebirds earlier that morning.
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Found my origin story in the loft. Dressed and beribboned by bluebirds earlier that morning.
I see. So you knew it would be wrong to eat the cake and yet
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I see. So you knew it would be wrong to eat the cake and yet
Ha ha ha, I just tried this and it would let me book the same room from BCN, NYC, Milan but every time I tried to book it from Britain it said 'yeah no we're full sorry'.
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ha ha ha, I just tried this and it would let me book the same room from BCN, NYC, Milan but every time I tried to book it from Britain it said 'yeah no we're full sorry'.
Not kidding currently having whole conversation with American friend about it
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Not kidding currently having whole conversation with American friend about it
There was a period when mine was constantly mistaken for Lyra Belacqua off of His Dark Materials. Also a home cut.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
There was a period when mine was constantly mistaken for Lyra Belacqua off of His Dark Materials. Also a home cut.
My friend sent me this yesterday and only explained it was a pocket text after I'd tried to style it out and act like I knew who Stunt Bae was
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
My friend sent me this yesterday and only explained it was a pocket text after I'd tried to style it out and act like I knew who Stunt Bae was
Cool. Definitely won't be the last AI teammate I worked with, because that one already has a job. Specifically, my old job.
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Cool. Definitely won't be the last AI teammate I worked with, because that one already has a job. Specifically, my old job.
branding vibes are immaculate
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
branding vibes are immaculate
Yeah none of this comes from me. I might get some fags.
November 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Yeah none of this comes from me. I might get some fags.
Me: Have fun, and don't forget smoking is stupid and makes you look really uncool.
The teen:
The teen:
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Me: Have fun, and don't forget smoking is stupid and makes you look really uncool.
The teen:
The teen:
Why I love indexing. Therapeutic but also Dadaist as hell.
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why I love indexing. Therapeutic but also Dadaist as hell.
Remembering that time I accidentally made Santa's zombie army for a children's Christmas party and wondering if I can repurpose for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Remembering that time I accidentally made Santa's zombie army for a children's Christmas party and wondering if I can repurpose for Halloween
The line of succession to the throne is wild. Who are these people? It would only take one duff salmon mousse at a dinner party and we would all be ruled by *checks notes* King Master August Brooksbank
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The line of succession to the throne is wild. Who are these people? It would only take one duff salmon mousse at a dinner party and we would all be ruled by *checks notes* King Master August Brooksbank
Would go well with the Magic Roundabout squid ink thing I was served last year
October 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Would go well with the Magic Roundabout squid ink thing I was served last year
Wait is it coincidence I just got added to this? I can change!
October 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Wait is it coincidence I just got added to this? I can change!
My absolute favourite thing about Barcelona is the morning after the clock change, when everyone is enjoying the extra hour's sleep, they send these guys round to remind everyone. Really, I love it.
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
My absolute favourite thing about Barcelona is the morning after the clock change, when everyone is enjoying the extra hour's sleep, they send these guys round to remind everyone. Really, I love it.
At the place Roald Dahl spent all his childhood summers.
October 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
At the place Roald Dahl spent all his childhood summers.