Sal Cap0ne
@salimotxo.bsky.social
Runner up in the Mrs Joyful prize for rafia work.
Née @sallydaviesjr. You'd be surprised how many people didn't get it.
Née @sallydaviesjr. You'd be surprised how many people didn't get it.
and there was me thinking that changing my O to a 0 would get rid of all the less-than-ideal people who followed me on Twitter (a strategy that has largely worked up to this point)
December 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
and there was me thinking that changing my O to a 0 would get rid of all the less-than-ideal people who followed me on Twitter (a strategy that has largely worked up to this point)
Huh. Can't help thinking he'll be fired tomorrow, but that was a fabulously radical way to go out.
December 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Huh. Can't help thinking he'll be fired tomorrow, but that was a fabulously radical way to go out.
You could have gone with my racist aunt tho
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
You could have gone with my racist aunt tho
Oh er hi Derek. (In truth you have no idea how funny this is – my dad's friends are all stoners who listen to jazz fusion and talk about time signatures and wouldn't know a golf club from a hockey stick)
December 17, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Oh er hi Derek. (In truth you have no idea how funny this is – my dad's friends are all stoners who listen to jazz fusion and talk about time signatures and wouldn't know a golf club from a hockey stick)
H/T I think goes to @levparikian.bsky.social, who I'm pretty sure discovered it originally. Not sure if this is the same widget he uses.
December 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
H/T I think goes to @levparikian.bsky.social, who I'm pretty sure discovered it originally. Not sure if this is the same widget he uses.
There's an app for that. Happy Christmas
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December 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
There's an app for that. Happy Christmas
Wait what. I absolutely do not want my contacts finding me on here
December 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Wait what. I absolutely do not want my contacts finding me on here
A most wearisome word.
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A most wearisome word.
This is as depressing as when discombobulate made it to the semis of @levparikian.bsky.social's World Cup.
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This is as depressing as when discombobulate made it to the semis of @levparikian.bsky.social's World Cup.
@iammilliam.bsky.social will share my pain
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
@iammilliam.bsky.social will share my pain
My closest IRL people are all completely offline and say things like "yes but they're not really your friends, are they" THEY ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT, YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My closest IRL people are all completely offline and say things like "yes but they're not really your friends, are they" THEY ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT, YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
Oh! I read it was still only Birmingham and Edinburgh. I'm at Stansted tomorrow, wonder if they've caught up.
December 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Oh! I read it was still only Birmingham and Edinburgh. I'm at Stansted tomorrow, wonder if they've caught up.
My parents were on the same carriage (as was I, technically, being in the womb at the time). My dad remembers Robin Gibb helping an old lady through the debris and her refusing to get off, saying "But I've paid all the way to Charing Cross."
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My parents were on the same carriage (as was I, technically, being in the womb at the time). My dad remembers Robin Gibb helping an old lady through the debris and her refusing to get off, saying "But I've paid all the way to Charing Cross."
Same. I'd never heard of it until you talked about it. It's a beautiful book.
December 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Same. I'd never heard of it until you talked about it. It's a beautiful book.
Like I say, I DGAF and did not spend that long on it, but the statements in this article do not seem to be backed up anywhere else, not even the name of this documentary.
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Like I say, I DGAF and did not spend that long on it, but the statements in this article do not seem to be backed up anywhere else, not even the name of this documentary.
Genuinely more excited about this than the 25th
December 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Genuinely more excited about this than the 25th
A couple of them, certainly
December 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A couple of them, certainly
Yes, it came out in the States a few months ago but I think it only just came out in the UK (iPlayer). "Come with" sounds a bit millennial to me, but I've been wrong before. (Once. A very long time ago.)
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Yes, it came out in the States a few months ago but I think it only just came out in the UK (iPlayer). "Come with" sounds a bit millennial to me, but I've been wrong before. (Once. A very long time ago.)
My recent income is very much testament to that. Sigh.
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My recent income is very much testament to that. Sigh.
OK good. Does anyone need a script editor? I find myself quite time-rich these days, workwise.
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
OK good. Does anyone need a script editor? I find myself quite time-rich these days, workwise.