Adam
@salsa-wits.bsky.social
Great new packaging, same bad flavor
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Fuck AI; support human artists
he/him • hockey • tabletop games • DMV
No war but class war
Fuck AI; support human artists
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Adam
@salsa-wits.bsky.social
· Jul 24
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Maybe it’s the Heated Rivalry talking but what if he wasn’t on the punching list because he’s on the kissing list instead and they’re mutually exclusive?
Tom Wilson not named in anonymous "most punchable" NHL player poll after previously threatening to fight someone who listed him
Tom Wilson not named in anonymous ‘most punchable’ NHL player poll after previously threatening to fight someone who listed him
Tom Wilson will no longer have any anonymous targets to hunt down after The Athletic published the results of their latest anonymous…
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December 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Maybe it’s the Heated Rivalry talking but what if he wasn’t on the punching list because he’s on the kissing list instead and they’re mutually exclusive?
I’m happy the boys have two consecutive days off because the schedule has been a lot for a fan so it must be crushing for a player, but also what do you mean they won’t even practice until tomorrow? After a full day off yesterday?
a cartoon character named mario is sitting at a desk in a room
Alt: a cartoon character named mario is sitting at a desk in a room. The angles and proportions are all jacked up. A caption that reads “guess I’ll die” pops up before “Mario” gets sucked into the ceiling like he’s Nathan Fielder in the finale to The Curse
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December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m happy the boys have two consecutive days off because the schedule has been a lot for a fan so it must be crushing for a player, but also what do you mean they won’t even practice until tomorrow? After a full day off yesterday?
There was an ad before jeopardy last night for a new retirement community in Annapolis that, after a single google, turns out to be a “faith based ministry partner” and I don’t think I’m going to survive if we go full Christian nation
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
There was an ad before jeopardy last night for a new retirement community in Annapolis that, after a single google, turns out to be a “faith based ministry partner” and I don’t think I’m going to survive if we go full Christian nation
This is just rude. Have I marked any book as finished in the Apple book app? Doesn’t surprise me the answer is no since I use it for gaming PDFs that you don’t read page by page front to back, so the 30+ minutes I spent with the Trench Crusade books yesterday (one example) don’t count
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is just rude. Have I marked any book as finished in the Apple book app? Doesn’t surprise me the answer is no since I use it for gaming PDFs that you don’t read page by page front to back, so the 30+ minutes I spent with the Trench Crusade books yesterday (one example) don’t count
Finally watched Women Talking, which was very good, but I was not prepared for the amount of man talking, and also that it’s somehow set in 2010
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Finally watched Women Talking, which was very good, but I was not prepared for the amount of man talking, and also that it’s somehow set in 2010
In a month or two I might no longer have to think “oh no it’s almost noon, I need to hustle to get a walk and shower in before it’s dark”
Sure, it’s early December, near freezing with a colder wind chill… ❄️🧊
But today's also the earliest sunset of the year. Starting Tuesday, sunset gets later -- and DC gains a precious 3 seconds of extra daylight. 🌇✨🥂
But today's also the earliest sunset of the year. Starting Tuesday, sunset gets later -- and DC gains a precious 3 seconds of extra daylight. 🌇✨🥂
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
In a month or two I might no longer have to think “oh no it’s almost noon, I need to hustle to get a walk and shower in before it’s dark”
Also known as giving him the Full Orlov
Guessing this is to limit the number of days Stevenson is on the NHL roster. If he plays 10 games or is on the NHL roster for a total of 30 days (even if over multiple stints), he would have to clear waivers again.
The Capitals announce they've recalled goalie Garin Bjorklund from Hershey (AHL) and have returned goalie Clay Stevenson to Hershey.
Stevenson backed up Logan Thompson last night vs. Columbus with Charlie Lindgren out with an upper-body injury.
Stevenson backed up Logan Thompson last night vs. Columbus with Charlie Lindgren out with an upper-body injury.
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Also known as giving him the Full Orlov
If they stopped teaching cursive a while ago how many of those young future fans can read “front office” or do they just see it as inscrutable hieroglyphs?
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If they stopped teaching cursive a while ago how many of those young future fans can read “front office” or do they just see it as inscrutable hieroglyphs?
Is this a good sign? Concussions always freak me out because they’re still akin to magic in that we don’t have a good handle on them, but bone and tissue injuries seem much more knowable. Don’t know what the recovery time and prognosis is for concussion vs broken/separated arm/shoulder
Ryan Leonard spotted with left arm in sling during Capitals locker room video
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Ryan Leonard spotted with left arm in sling during Capitals locker room video
Ryan Leonard will be out "an extended period of time" due to an upper-body injury he suffered on Friday against the Anaheim…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Is this a good sign? Concussions always freak me out because they’re still akin to magic in that we don’t have a good handle on them, but bone and tissue injuries seem much more knowable. Don’t know what the recovery time and prognosis is for concussion vs broken/separated arm/shoulder
I’ll have to look it up for supporting evidence but I think Milano has done well in extremely limited minutes. Similar to how Vrana led the league in G/60 but got maybe 10 minutes on a good night, except Milano isn’t that productive (I think). Lappy is…I don’t know, but agree it’s not working
With all the travel and tiredness, we got more minutes for Duhaime (9:45), Lapierre (8:24), and Milano (9:20). Duhaime at least threw some hits. Milano just missed a couple shots, and Lappy took the double minor. It's just not happening. The sooner two NHLers take their place, the better.
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I’ll have to look it up for supporting evidence but I think Milano has done well in extremely limited minutes. Similar to how Vrana led the league in G/60 but got maybe 10 minutes on a good night, except Milano isn’t that productive (I think). Lappy is…I don’t know, but agree it’s not working
I thought this got waved off because it didn’t fully cross the line. Then again I also thought it would have counted if it had crossed because it went off of a BJ after being kicked. Got it right for the wrong reason
The final ruling from the NHL Situation Room on the video review of this non-goal was that the puck was kicked in.
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I thought this got waved off because it didn’t fully cross the line. Then again I also thought it would have counted if it had crossed because it went off of a BJ after being kicked. Got it right for the wrong reason
Fun detour on the way home because they cordoned off the Kennedy Center for the President deals jerkoff fest, but made it home in spite of having to go through Georgetown
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Fun detour on the way home because they cordoned off the Kennedy Center for the President deals jerkoff fest, but made it home in spite of having to go through Georgetown
So poor bastard fighting for his life in the bathroom, and it sounds like he’s losing that fight. Haven’t heard the big splash followed by even harder wrenching yet, so for the moment it’s just the old reverse drinking
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
So poor bastard fighting for his life in the bathroom, and it sounds like he’s losing that fight. Haven’t heard the big splash followed by even harder wrenching yet, so for the moment it’s just the old reverse drinking
What is happening here?
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What is happening here?
We back. Not sure but maybe 11/7 tonight
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
We back. Not sure but maybe 11/7 tonight
Sounds like I shouldn’t be upset that the Fox Sports app continues to decline the opportunity to work as it sounds like the football is not going well
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Sounds like I shouldn’t be upset that the Fox Sports app continues to decline the opportunity to work as it sounds like the football is not going well
Pretty sure ESPN got to show F1 for free, somehow, in the US and their coverage reflected that. I will give them credit for not artlessly slamming commercials into the broadcast though, they just let the feed run
kind of a blah sign off to ESPN's eight years of Formula 1 coverage
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Pretty sure ESPN got to show F1 for free, somehow, in the US and their coverage reflected that. I will give them credit for not artlessly slamming commercials into the broadcast though, they just let the feed run
And that’s enough of that. Not going to curse my day with images of happy Zak Brown
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
And that’s enough of that. Not going to curse my day with images of happy Zak Brown
How did Yuki get up to P12? Last I saw he was down around P17, right in front of Lawson
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
How did Yuki get up to P12? Last I saw he was down around P17, right in front of Lawson
There’s different tire strategies for team mates and then there’s whatever McLaren is doing here by bringing Norris in twice before Piastri stops once
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
There’s different tire strategies for team mates and then there’s whatever McLaren is doing here by bringing Norris in twice before Piastri stops once
“What Yuki should have done to slow Norris-“ gonna need Martin to shut the fuck up. You can either get on your national horse and thunder about the evil driver ahead of your golden boy or you can talk about how bad that evil driver is compared to your golden boy but you can not have it both ways
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“What Yuki should have done to slow Norris-“ gonna need Martin to shut the fuck up. You can either get on your national horse and thunder about the evil driver ahead of your golden boy or you can talk about how bad that evil driver is compared to your golden boy but you can not have it both ways
I guess McLaren is just hoping for a safety car for Piastri at this point, or they’re happy with Norris in third and want Piastri to back up Max a bit? I know they’re doing a split strategy but there’s no benefit to running so long the car you’re trying to overcut catches you after they’ve stopped
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I guess McLaren is just hoping for a safety car for Piastri at this point, or they’re happy with Norris in third and want Piastri to back up Max a bit? I know they’re doing a split strategy but there’s no benefit to running so long the car you’re trying to overcut catches you after they’ve stopped