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Salty
@saltymaple.bsky.social
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30+ | she/her | novice anime enthusiast 📺 | ex-evangelical 🚫 | always reading something (slowly) 📚 | writing #tdbk fanfic when my two remaining brain cells happen to collide | AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/salty_maple_latte/works
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gotta keep moving 🦈
Illustration of a car with a seal and a shark inside. The seal is driving and the text above says "The horrors persist but so do I"
April 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Mango dragon 🥭
Illustration of a mango dragon. The shell is a diced mango. Colors used are orange, yellow, and green
March 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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the struggle
comic of a shark in bed with the text "everyday i have to get out of bed"
February 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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watermelon dragon 🍉
Illustration of a watermelon dragon thats very round in shape. Amazingly orb like. Colors used are mainly green and light yellow. They like frolicking in fields and rolling down hills.
February 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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mahoukarp.com
i love digimon
illustration of digimon characters agumon, gabumon, patamon, gomamon, gatomon, biyomon, palmon, and tentomon
February 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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nordic friends 🐲🐺
illustration featuring two norse mythology monsters. One is fafnir the dragon and the other Fenrir the wolf
February 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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black tip reef shark but as a dragon
Illustration of a black tip reef shark but turned into a dragon. Colors used are mostly greyish blues They are a friendly energetic fellow, yeah they bite but its all in the name of love
January 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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unfitz.bsky.social
Me: How much for the big goth torpedo?

Marine scientist: That’s an orca.
January 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Roo. He is the quaintest little guy to ever live. 12/10 would be delighted to pet
a little black scottie dog pup climbs toward the camera from atop an orange velour chair. natural light beams in from the right, highlighting his dark fur to almost look like shades of blue. he has a tiny gold medallion on his collar that is stamped with his name: Roo.
January 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Hydrangea dragon 🌸
Illustration of a hydrangea but as a dragon. Colors used are mainly pink, blue, and purple hues. The pun is the hydra is a greek monster and hydrangea has hydra in it
January 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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New years resolution 🦈
Comic of a shark telling you their new years resolution Mako is the name of the shark. "Hello Mako!" "What is your goal this year? "Mako: I want to eat" "Healthier?" "Mako: No"
January 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
saltymaple.bsky.social
Currently having to play cutthroat "Matching" against my three year old.

Definitely not cosmic recompense for the girl who used to walk around with a Ziploc bag of laminated Matching cards, hunting for unsuspecting opponents.
December 31, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
you are not "rocking a bucket hat. no one "rocks" a bucket hat. you are "smooth jazzing" the bucket hat at best
December 29, 2024 at 5:44 AM
saltymaple.bsky.social
Me and spouse opening kid's train set for assembly: "Oh this is fucking SICK."
December 25, 2024 at 3:59 AM
saltymaple.bsky.social
It's that time of year!

If you're sick
Don't be a dick
Stay the fuck home
Amen
December 23, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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altnps.bsky.social
It’s Appa!
December 18, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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mahoukarp.com
Spicy peppers 🌶
✨️ #art
Illustration of some spicy peppers but taken more litteral
December 13, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
December 3, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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Animals with sharp objects
🔪🔪🔪 #art
illustration of animals with sharp objects shiba is holding a knife cat is holding a knife husky is holding an axe shark is holding a butcher knife goose is holding a katana axolotl is holding an axe mouse is holding a greatsword fox is holding a knife raccoon is holding a knife
December 2, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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purrinink.bsky.social
December 1, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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oldsoulprose.bsky.social
slept in late
totally forgot
it was Monday
feels like
the holidays
have started
the grinch
is humming
White Christmas
November 25, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
35 tonne truck? WE EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST!!
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 24, 2024 at 2:07 PM
saltymaple.bsky.social
Pharmacy tech today had a MHA pin, so we had a lovely conversation about our shared interest that wouldn't have ever been mentioned otherwise.

Keep reppin your nerd badges, buttons, tats, and bumper stickers...we shall find each other!
November 23, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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Puppy Sharks
🦈 #art #sharks
Illustration of some puppy sharks Baby sharks are actually called pups Featured are white, hammer, mako saw, nurse, lemon, whale, thresher, basking, black tip, white tip, caribbean reef
November 22, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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The Observatory 🐋🌟
A digital painting of a large, round, glass observatory. Out the windows we see whale sharks and manta rays, covered in golden/orange star. In the foreground, a girl is seen painting the whale sharks, and a small orange dog looks up at the scene from the other side of the room
November 19, 2024 at 8:09 PM