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❣️ Sam ! ❣️
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😘🥰❣️ My name is Sam ! ❣️🥰😁
I'm into nerd stuff...
Animals may have very profound thoughts... about what it's like to live and die. We just can't hear them!
May 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Why is human cloning illegal?
May 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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people that go ‘ah’ after drinking something make me giggle. it’s such a cartoonish thing and people be out here doing it unironically….
February 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
So much snot today...
February 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My birthday is Valentines day and I love it because i love everything cute happy love pink hearts happy love !!
February 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It's My Birthdayyyyyy
February 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This is one of the biggest sports games this year ! Maybe even ever
February 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"Go team!"
Says the guy who doesn't know about teeams
February 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
February 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Jim Carrey: (doing standup) who here is left handed

Audience:

Jim Carrey: all righty then
February 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Drake must be so pissed rn
February 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We are infinitely large and infinitely small at the same time. Look in and I'm trillions of cells. Look out and we have one of trillions of stars. From my point of view, I'm in the middle!
February 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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aflutter
#art
February 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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ME: *puts on sunglasses*

REPLY GUY: actually they are anti-sun glasses
February 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My body craves 1L of water
February 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My favorite #pokemon is either Jirachi, Celebi, or Mudkip !
February 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Pokemon TCG Pocket is awesome!!
February 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Will: hiya sam how ya been

Sam: hey will long time no see

— i am family reunion
February 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My favorite tool is the snipping tool
February 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'm so happy groundhog day is over, that was miserable
February 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Punxsutawney Phil should be ashamed of himself...
February 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
They literally pick the stupidest Groundhog to come out of the hole
February 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Groundhog Day is the WORST HOLIDAY EVER
February 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Am i the only one that didn't know it's called a Romance Language because of Romans?
January 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM