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Sam
@samguzela.bsky.social
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Broadcasting live from the Chicagoland hellscape
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tisserand.bsky.social
In Minneapolis
A Baptist church sign reads Blessed Are the Whistle Blowers for They Play the Music of Salvation
January 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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shoplalisa.bsky.social
New year, new creations!! These handmade strawberry earrings are the first product of the year and the start of many more to come 🍓

#earrings #handmade #smallbusiness #shopsmall #art #artist #jewelry #jewellery #strawberry
January 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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akagrue.bsky.social
pacing around my apartment, muttering “I’m pogging for sebulba, I’m pogging for sebulba” over and over
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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junlper.beer
transgender for every member of your family!!!
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
samguzela.bsky.social
idk guys, that new Lorde isn't really hitting for me
April 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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memesbreakcore.bsky.social
April 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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garybirdshirt.bsky.social
accidentally clicked an amazon link on pinterest so I set my phone on some hot coals for five minutes to remind it who's in charge
March 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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hazykittyy.bsky.social
God i love smelling my wife's armpits :3
March 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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lifeisterrible.bsky.social
🎶❤️💚
THANK YOUR YOUR MUSIC SAVED MY LIFE Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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theonion.com
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
theonion.com/health-insur...
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care -The Onion
December 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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mousegirlslice.bsky.social
Your religion does not justify immoral acts. Period. I do not care what religion it is.
December 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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mahershmallow.bsky.social
Literally me when everyone is marking every email as urgent
December 11, 2024 at 5:41 PM
samguzela.bsky.social
Didn't have high hopes for this game but I didn't think it would spiral so quickly #saintsfc
December 4, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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gwizofthestars.com
Thinking about the cool crab from Katamari Damacy
December 2, 2024 at 2:19 AM
samguzela.bsky.social
Spent all day playing #MetaphorRefantazio
December 1, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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antiv3nom.bsky.social
pov: you made redgrass-roasted bidou

#metaphor #metaphorrefantazio #leonstrohl
A very simple drawing of Leon Strohl looking at the viewer with very big eyes.
November 30, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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lalonde.bsky.social
god i love gatling3's stuff so much. come to bsky king
a chunky grasshopper-themed dirt bike - it's got a pair of hind legs that let it hop a bright red crayfish themed vehicle - the claws are front wheels and the tail is a single hind wheel. the pilot sits in a compartment in the thorax RHINOCEROS BEETLE WITH A GATLING GUN a hermit crab tank - the body can hide beneath a giant bunker-shaped turret
November 30, 2024 at 12:36 PM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
flug wearing a purple sweater for this winter season
November 28, 2024 at 7:28 AM
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kitsch-witch.bsky.social
Sure sex is great, but have you ever been kept up all night listening to a beautiful woman in a lacy nightie enthusiastically info dump about her special interest, the glow of her expression and warmth of her joy cutting through the cold dark night around you?
November 25, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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retr0squid.bsky.social
Flu and COVID vaccine done.

Congratulations to me for updating my 'tism to the 2024 release.
November 25, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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dapperdondharshi.bsky.social
The decoy keyboard is working
November 15, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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katstates.bsky.social
Frank Iero really popped off when he wrote that song he can't ever play live again
November 6, 2024 at 7:48 AM