Sarah Mitchell
@samitch.bsky.social
Nerd, Halloween-enthusiast, Swiftie, History Lover and Twitter Refugee. Aspiring writer so you might see some writing stuff here as well.
I'M NOT NAMING NAMES BUT EVERYONE KNOWS WHO THIS IS ABOUT 👀👀
How do we lose Catherine O'Hara and Rob Reiner when SOME PEOPLE seem to keep going forever and ever
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I'M NOT NAMING NAMES BUT EVERYONE KNOWS WHO THIS IS ABOUT 👀👀
2026 you give BACK Delia Deetz and Moira Rose RIGHT NOW.
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January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
2026 you give BACK Delia Deetz and Moira Rose RIGHT NOW.
Right that's why on my DAR certificate it says "law enforcement action" and not REVOLUTIONARY War. Oh...wait that is what it says
January 25, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Right that's why on my DAR certificate it says "law enforcement action" and not REVOLUTIONARY War. Oh...wait that is what it says
Oh how is America doing right now? Great...just...really great.
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January 19, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Oh how is America doing right now? Great...just...really great.
Man, the Trump Presidency: The Sequel really jumped the shark with this script.
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January 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Man, the Trump Presidency: The Sequel really jumped the shark with this script.
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“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
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"Worse than Bush after Katrina" is a polling benchmark that I thought that partisan polarization had made impossible
Pollster: 58% of Americans say Trump's second term has been a failure. A year into term number two, Trump's numbers look worse than any other president. Trump is even worse than George W. Bush after Katrina and a long period in the Iraq War. This is really, really bad.
January 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
"Worse than Bush after Katrina" is a polling benchmark that I thought that partisan polarization had made impossible
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
Guys, Sweden didn't even send in troops during WWII.
WE'VE PISSED OFF SWEDEN THAT MUCH. 😮💨
WE'VE PISSED OFF SWEDEN THAT MUCH. 😮💨
NEW and WOW: Germany, Netherlands, Sweden, and Canada are sending troops to Greenland amid continued threats from U.S. President Donald Trump to annex the territory, multiple outlets reported. www.newsweek.com/greenland-ge...
Germany, other NATO allies sending troops to Greenland amid Trump threats
Trump said Wednesday anything less than U.S. control of Greenland would be "unacceptable" in a warning to NATO allies about Arctic security.
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January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Guys, Sweden didn't even send in troops during WWII.
WE'VE PISSED OFF SWEDEN THAT MUCH. 😮💨
WE'VE PISSED OFF SWEDEN THAT MUCH. 😮💨
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
@skywittyval.bsky.social I got your Christmas card! First Xmas card up in my new house 🥰
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@skywittyval.bsky.social I got your Christmas card! First Xmas card up in my new house 🥰
It's giving "I don't know ma'am, I just work here." Which is fine from the bagger boy at the grocery store but maybe not the Speaker of the House?
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's giving "I don't know ma'am, I just work here." Which is fine from the bagger boy at the grocery store but maybe not the Speaker of the House?
I found out today how much snow is too much snow to try and shovel. I did it but I'm hurting 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I found out today how much snow is too much snow to try and shovel. I did it but I'm hurting 🤣
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What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What a terrible day to know how to read
The Swifties could find out who "Bubba" is. I believe in them.
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November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The Swifties could find out who "Bubba" is. I believe in them.
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
Damn, this guy is good.
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Damn, this guy is good.
Is it bad that even I, as an Upstate NYer, give side eye to Staten Island?
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Is it bad that even I, as an Upstate NYer, give side eye to Staten Island?
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
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let’s fucking gooooooo 🎊🎉🥳
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
let’s fucking gooooooo 🎊🎉🥳
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MSNBC just called the NYC mayor's race for Mamdani.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
MSNBC just called the NYC mayor's race for Mamdani.
I am a New Yorker - not one of the cool ones though I'm from Upstate. But yo -
THE NAME IS MAMDANI. M A M D A N I
LETTSSSS GOOOO
THE NAME IS MAMDANI. M A M D A N I
LETTSSSS GOOOO
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I am a New Yorker - not one of the cool ones though I'm from Upstate. But yo -
THE NAME IS MAMDANI. M A M D A N I
LETTSSSS GOOOO
THE NAME IS MAMDANI. M A M D A N I
LETTSSSS GOOOO
I hate this timeline. Whoever went back in time and stepped on the butterfly needs to come forward already. 😮💨
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I hate this timeline. Whoever went back in time and stepped on the butterfly needs to come forward already. 😮💨