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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
literally no cop interviewed in any true crime series knows how to pronounce the word corroborate. none. not even fbi
April 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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They screwed this all up.
February 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
we have to stop letting big pharma do tv advertising
February 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Thank you but the official band of blue sky is the mountain goats
I have been a day one sky guy and am very proud of you eve6 for becoming the official band of bluesky.
February 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Facebook marketplace is the last remaining marketplace of ideas
February 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
they had these beautiful little guides at skunk cabbage book 🥹🖤
February 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Dumbest people alive
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle.

That’s why. That’s literally the reason

www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
February 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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lmao
February 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Sincere props to a colleague who very obviously is doing his job well.
February 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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The Ill-Matched Couple, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1530, 📸 by @Mikeyyowens
February 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
unserious legacy. TWO rings on the LEFT hand??? When your right hand already giving decrepit thanos?????????? yoo Imao he thought we wouldn't notice because of the horrors! but the horrors left room
February 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Justice Department memos provided to me by a source in the US Attorney's Office.

"These memo sent do not have signatures," source said, stressing how unusual that is for DOJ.
February 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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The NFL be like: after careful consideration we have unfortunately decided to continue going forward with racism at this time
February 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
February 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
no one is asking how the bulls fans are doing
February 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...
End of Term Web Archive – Preserving the Transition of a Nation | Internet Archive Blogs
blog.archive.org
February 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency
January 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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They should also say, aloud, that when an incoming admin institutes, as policy, a program of destabilization and chaos in order to establish "dominance," which is what the flurry of terrible news all week has been about, events like this are the inevitable result. 2/2
January 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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The January 6 pardons are turning out great.
January 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM