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Sam
@sammarroy.bsky.social
Veteran poster, amateur human
Somehow this is an even more barren list than I was expecting, and I wasn't expecting much
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you want to know what the Alabama job does to a MFer, here's what he looked like when he was at Washington
December 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Adapting this defense but for "Let the Beat Build"
December 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I think about this one about once a week
December 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A living avatar of this immortal @crushbort.bsky.social post
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Counterpoint: they once burned and ate one of their prime ministers
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You owe me awe (and my client a $50 million dollar buyout)
October 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
October 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
We're lucky he got away only giving up two runs before Pearl set on him with the axe
October 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This is from his high school year book - the sheet says “Free Kosovo/Chechnya/Kurdistan/Palestine” (among others). It seems like he may actually have bedrock principles that won’t be easy to corrupt? I’m cautiously optimistic at least
September 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
September 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I have a theory that Oregon wears colors furthest from the classic green and yellow in games they think they could lose so it's not readily apparent it's them getting beat in highlight reels lol - I'll never forget when they wore Cal colored Webfoots throwbacks for the game UW hung 70 on em
September 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
plot twist lol
September 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social based on how many times you’ve brought this up on the Fullcast you’re the only person I know who will find this as funny as I do
September 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
September 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Nah that man is on some Barry Lyndon shit
September 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
okay you were 100% right about it being somewhere in the Carolinas, this is the new Coastal Carolina DC, he's got a closet full of sleeveless hoodies already
August 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I can't find the New Mexico one but they have a bunch for other schools and they're going for $85 lololol
August 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Looking forward to weaponizing the meme potential of these mid-90s McDonalds ads when he does something stupid
August 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Maybe there’s another explanation for how his spray tan wound up on her cheek, but…
August 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you flesh this out a little bit this could easily be the baseball version of the football position player tweet taxonomy
August 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is still my favorite “I can’t think of a category” category, but the one from today was an absolute atrocity, I don’t think there’s anyone who could have possibly gotten that one first
July 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
June 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM