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Sam
@sammarroy.bsky.social
Veteran poster, amateur human
I bought metaphorical stock in Tubi being the best streaming app over a year ago and continue to be proved right. Jonny Quest! Magilla Gorilla! Teen Titans! Dexter’s Laboratory! Tom and Jerry!
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.

For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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in slo-mo, with music
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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Drake's second worst Super Bowl ever
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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It’s time to post this. Confirmed.

Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.

ilovecitr.us/darnold/
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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no one on earth hates the Rams more than Ernest Jones
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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DVOA said these Seahawks were one of the best defenses of all time and I think it's fair to say maybe DVOA had a point
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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let's be honest, america needed the patriots to get their motherfucking heads beat in like this
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
You know Mike Macdonald grew up playing Madden bc he’ll send a corner blitz in any situation, what a fucking psychopath
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I'm going to be the person who doesn't care about Bad Bunny's halftime show for the normal reasons: I'm 39 and I don't know any of his songs
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Will never forget learning that a couple people I actually know who live in Washington sincerely believed that most of Seattle was under siege for years because of the way Fox covered CHAZ/CHOP
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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you give me and the fellas 24 ice cold high life bottles and we’ll come up with 8-12 new must see Winter Olympics sports, I know that
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Abolish ICE is not enough.

Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.

We need prosecutions and trials.

Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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OH MY GOD LOL
January 26, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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because they don’t deserve our fear
January 26, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Olivia Rodrigo posting some fuck ICE stuff and weaponizing her massive fanbase by linking to instructions on how to call your Senator to tell them to oppose the funding bill on IG and also using Anthems For A Seventeen Year Old Girl in a different post today…she’s what a pop star should be 🙏🏻
January 25, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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Absolute banger of a comment on r/military:

www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred
I agree that we can’t make Alex Pretti a Benedictine monk because that’s a trap, but we can talk about the good things we did because people will see and hear them and think “I do those things too”
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.
January 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
His big ad campaign in the 90s was "I'm Not A Role Model" but he's got a better claim to being one than most athletes, current or former - he's shown himself to be on the right side of history on important issues like this and trans rights (don't tell me about the dumb stuff he's probably said)
January 24, 2026 at 11:08 PM