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“The Supreme Court decided not to have a Christmas party for 12 straight years because the justices couldn’t agree on whether to invite the Court’s Black employees” is about as tidy an encapsulation of the Supreme Court’s whole deal as I can think of
The Alarmingly Racist History of the Supreme Court’s Canceled 1947 Christmas Party
The Court held its first-ever office Christmas party in 1946. The following year, the clerks suggested inviting Black employees. It did not go over well.
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December 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“The Supreme Court decided not to have a Christmas party for 12 straight years because the justices couldn’t agree on whether to invite the Court’s Black employees” is about as tidy an encapsulation of the Supreme Court’s whole deal as I can think of
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worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
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Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
Man, they just cut from a close up on Deboer to a close up on Venables on the broadcast and it took me a second to register it, this job has aged that dude in dog years
December 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Man, they just cut from a close up on Deboer to a close up on Venables on the broadcast and it took me a second to register it, this job has aged that dude in dog years
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this is basically why they teach you to write a line through the end of the amount portion of a check
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
this is basically why they teach you to write a line through the end of the amount portion of a check
@jasonkirk.fyi further boosting the accuracy of your statement from this morning's Fullcast that the Griz-Cat game is the biggest game of the weekend: the cheapest available ticket to the Brawl is $654, over $400 more than the next most expensive playoff ticket
December 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
@jasonkirk.fyi further boosting the accuracy of your statement from this morning's Fullcast that the Griz-Cat game is the biggest game of the weekend: the cheapest available ticket to the Brawl is $654, over $400 more than the next most expensive playoff ticket
Would love to hear SEC dead enders try to disregard the Big Ten strength of schedule while watching Washington destroy Boise right now
December 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Would love to hear SEC dead enders try to disregard the Big Ten strength of schedule while watching Washington destroy Boise right now
If this Montana score holds (and up 24-0 in the 2nd quarter, it's pretty safe to assume it wilI) we're going to get a Brawl of the Wild in the FCS semi-finals, the first time since 1913 that Montana and Montana St play twice in a season, and possibly the biggest game in the history of the rivalry
December 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If this Montana score holds (and up 24-0 in the 2nd quarter, it's pretty safe to assume it wilI) we're going to get a Brawl of the Wild in the FCS semi-finals, the first time since 1913 that Montana and Montana St play twice in a season, and possibly the biggest game in the history of the rivalry
For anybody who wants to watch the funkiest shit you’ve ever seen in ya ur life the Celebration Bowl half time show is coming up in 2 minutes
December 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
For anybody who wants to watch the funkiest shit you’ve ever seen in ya ur life the Celebration Bowl half time show is coming up in 2 minutes
1) Jurassic Park at a drive in when I was 7 (no topping that)
2) A History of Violence, so stoned that we laughed hysterically at the tense "we're fighting but now we're fucking" sex scene midway through
3) The New World (high, again) in a nearly empty theater. Transformative experience
2) A History of Violence, so stoned that we laughed hysterically at the tense "we're fighting but now we're fucking" sex scene midway through
3) The New World (high, again) in a nearly empty theater. Transformative experience
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
1) Jurassic Park at a drive in when I was 7 (no topping that)
2) A History of Violence, so stoned that we laughed hysterically at the tense "we're fighting but now we're fucking" sex scene midway through
3) The New World (high, again) in a nearly empty theater. Transformative experience
2) A History of Violence, so stoned that we laughed hysterically at the tense "we're fighting but now we're fucking" sex scene midway through
3) The New World (high, again) in a nearly empty theater. Transformative experience
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having a beer
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
having a beer
"The SEC is just so much deeper, you take so much punishment week to week, blah blah blah" SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP! I don't even care if it's true, just shut the fuck up. Nobody made you take Texas and Oklahoma! You did it for the money, and now we should feel bad for you, too?
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"The SEC is just so much deeper, you take so much punishment week to week, blah blah blah" SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP! I don't even care if it's true, just shut the fuck up. Nobody made you take Texas and Oklahoma! You did it for the money, and now we should feel bad for you, too?
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What an interesting coincidence.
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What an interesting coincidence.
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
The crushing disappointment of excitedly turning to Fox to watch the World Cup draw only to be met with Trump and Kevin Hart
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The crushing disappointment of excitedly turning to Fox to watch the World Cup draw only to be met with Trump and Kevin Hart
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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So folks, you hear? There's this word the muslims like a lot, it's Habibi. Zohran called me habibi. I think it means I'm a sultan, the greatest sultan ever. Too smart for the likes of tiny Jafar.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So folks, you hear? There's this word the muslims like a lot, it's Habibi. Zohran called me habibi. I think it means I'm a sultan, the greatest sultan ever. Too smart for the likes of tiny Jafar.
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Zohran coaxing out smiles Eric and Don Jr. have never seen
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Zohran coaxing out smiles Eric and Don Jr. have never seen
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
Fuck you George Springer, you absolute bitch
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Fuck you George Springer, you absolute bitch
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Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
We’ve reached the point in autumn where the first thing I think about after getting out of bed on a Sunday morning is finding and eating a cinnamon roll the size of my fucking face
October 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We’ve reached the point in autumn where the first thing I think about after getting out of bed on a Sunday morning is finding and eating a cinnamon roll the size of my fucking face