Sampaguita_II
@sampaguitaii.bsky.social
A blend of snark and sincerity that makes engaging feel like a friendly roast
-one moment you're laughing, the next you're contemplating existential dread.
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🇨🇦 Never Vote Conservative 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 📎💪
-one moment you're laughing, the next you're contemplating existential dread.
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🇨🇦 Never Vote Conservative 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 📎💪
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Sampaguita_II
@sampaguitaii.bsky.social
· Oct 15
The Canadian Antifa franchise is wholly owned and operated by Canadians and thus is not affected by this unfortunate closure. We are in meetings to decide on the steps necessary to allow American members to transfer to C-Antifa and work remotely.
For those interested, we work under this charter.
For those interested, we work under this charter.
There was a whole tv series on what happens when ancient relics are dug up.
Tia was warning us.
Tia was warning us.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
There was a whole tv series on what happens when ancient relics are dug up.
Tia was warning us.
Tia was warning us.
How to say you're a clueless cult member without saying you're a clueless cult member. #CanadaStrong #ElbowsUp #Never51State 🇨🇦
US Ambassador to Canada: But let me tell you, I go around the country and people will say, “Pete, you just don’t understand why we’re so mad about the 51st state.” And it’s kind of like, “Yeah, you’re right. I don’t.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
How to say you're a clueless cult member without saying you're a clueless cult member. #CanadaStrong #ElbowsUp #Never51State 🇨🇦
Not sorry, eh.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.🤗✌🏾
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Not sorry, eh.
On a roll of threes lately.
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November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
On a roll of threes lately.
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This claim can be easily disputed as this pie exists (and people actually eat it!) 🤢🤮
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This claim can be easily disputed as this pie exists (and people actually eat it!) 🤢🤮
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Canada’s weather warning system has changed. Here’s how
New colour-coded, tier-based warnings will change how weather messaging is delivered #Canada #WeatherWarningSystem
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
New colour-coded, tier-based warnings will change how weather messaging is delivered #Canada #WeatherWarningSystem
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Canada’s weather warning system has changed. Here’s how | CBC News
Canada's weather warnings have changed to a new colour-coded, risk-tiered system implemented by Environment and Climate Change Canada. The three alert levels — yellow, orange and red — are based on th...
www.cbc.ca
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Canada’s weather warning system has changed. Here’s how
New colour-coded, tier-based warnings will change how weather messaging is delivered #Canada #WeatherWarningSystem
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
New colour-coded, tier-based warnings will change how weather messaging is delivered #Canada #WeatherWarningSystem
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
A Judas Priest approved title.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
A Judas Priest approved title.
Let's go retro with the name.
NAZIS
NAZIS
Trumplican? I see no reason to create a new name. TRAITOR is fine.
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Let's go retro with the name.
NAZIS
NAZIS
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They refuse to acknowledge that a huge reason Canadians aren't coming there is because they're led by a man who gets off on throwing innocent people in Venezuela torture prisons and checking our phones at the border for subversive memes. It's almost fascinating.
share.google/mTZbIqyUWcJa...
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U.S. senators say tariffs causing ‘cultural break’ in relations with Canada - National | Globalnews.ca
Maine Senator King said the lingering rift between Canadians and Americans is particularly troubling in a state that borders on New Brunswick and Quebec.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
They refuse to acknowledge that a huge reason Canadians aren't coming there is because they're led by a man who gets off on throwing innocent people in Venezuela torture prisons and checking our phones at the border for subversive memes. It's almost fascinating.
share.google/mTZbIqyUWcJa...
share.google/mTZbIqyUWcJa...
👇🏻🤬 Fuck 🇦🇷 Fuck 🇮🇱 Fuck 🇺🇸
I fact checked this. It didn’t sound reasonable at first glance. Sadly it’s true.
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
👇🏻🤬 Fuck 🇦🇷 Fuck 🇮🇱 Fuck 🇺🇸
Tomorrow and Friday are going to be so much fun.
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Tomorrow and Friday are going to be so much fun.
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www.thestar.com/politics/fed...
I recommend reading this to actually understand what this pipeline talk means. I see a lot of misunderstandings and straight up disinformation circulating here.
I recommend reading this to actually understand what this pipeline talk means. I see a lot of misunderstandings and straight up disinformation circulating here.
Mark Carney says hurdles remain as tensions rise over pipeline deal for Alberta
The prime minister said a memorandum of understanding with Alberta will set out "necessary conditions" for any federal greenlight to a new oil pipeline.
www.thestar.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
www.thestar.com/politics/fed...
I recommend reading this to actually understand what this pipeline talk means. I see a lot of misunderstandings and straight up disinformation circulating here.
I recommend reading this to actually understand what this pipeline talk means. I see a lot of misunderstandings and straight up disinformation circulating here.
Well, if you envisioned a future where you parked like an asshole. Your enterprise was successful.
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Well, if you envisioned a future where you parked like an asshole. Your enterprise was successful.
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Up to 507 people were massacred in My Lai.
The soldiers said they were just following orders.
They were unlawful orders.
Their excuse didn’t work.
The soldiers said they were just following orders.
They were unlawful orders.
Their excuse didn’t work.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Up to 507 people were massacred in My Lai.
The soldiers said they were just following orders.
They were unlawful orders.
Their excuse didn’t work.
The soldiers said they were just following orders.
They were unlawful orders.
Their excuse didn’t work.
Happy Thanksgiving you Americans.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Happy Thanksgiving you Americans.
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What the Whitehouse has become.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
What the Whitehouse has become.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Netherlands for the win.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Netherlands for the win.
Wow.
A 13-year search for one of the world's rarest flowers in Indonesia ends in a 'magical experience'
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Researcher cries after finding rare flower in Indonesia
A team of researchers describe the "magical" experience of finding a rare species of flower in bloom deep in the Sumatran rainforest after a 23-hour trek.
www.abc.net.au
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Wow.
You be visiyed by three spirits.
My three.
My three.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You be visiyed by three spirits.
My three.
My three.
Well .... this sucks. 🌬❄❄❄❄❄
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Well .... this sucks. 🌬❄❄❄❄❄
Actually, giving what they are doing to America and the the world at large, it is VERY apropos.
It does represent an instrument of torture and death.
It does represent an instrument of torture and death.
Thou shalt not wear a cross around your neck if you always do the opposite of what Jesus would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Actually, giving what they are doing to America and the the world at large, it is VERY apropos.
It does represent an instrument of torture and death.
It does represent an instrument of torture and death.