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Sampaguita_II
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A blend of snark and sincerity that makes engaging feel like a friendly roast
-one moment you're laughing, the next you're contemplating existential dread.

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🇨🇦 Never Vote Conservative 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 📎💪
Pinned
The Canadian Antifa franchise is wholly owned and operated by Canadians and thus is not affected by this unfortunate closure. We are in meetings to decide on the steps necessary to allow American members to transfer to C-Antifa and work remotely.
For those interested, we work under this charter.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This claim can be easily disputed as this pie exists (and people actually eat it!) 🤢🤮
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Canada’s weather warning system has changed. Here’s how

New colour-coded, tier-based warnings will change how weather messaging is delivered #Canada #WeatherWarningSystem

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Canada’s weather warning system has changed. Here’s how | CBC News
Canada's weather warnings have changed to a new colour-coded, risk-tiered system implemented by Environment and Climate Change Canada. The three alert levels — yellow, orange and red — are based on th...
www.cbc.ca
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A Judas Priest approved title.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Let's go retro with the name.

NAZIS
Trumplican? I see no reason to create a new name. TRAITOR is fine.
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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They refuse to acknowledge that a huge reason Canadians aren't coming there is because they're led by a man who gets off on throwing innocent people in Venezuela torture prisons and checking our phones at the border for subversive memes. It's almost fascinating.
share.google/mTZbIqyUWcJa...
U.S. senators say tariffs causing ‘cultural break’ in relations with Canada - National | Globalnews.ca
Maine Senator King said the lingering rift between Canadians and Americans is particularly troubling in a state that borders on New Brunswick and Quebec.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
👇🏻🤬 Fuck 🇦🇷 Fuck 🇮🇱 Fuck 🇺🇸
I fact checked this. It didn’t sound reasonable at first glance. Sadly it’s true.
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Tomorrow and Friday are going to be so much fun.
Whoa. That's one massive storm.
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

I recommend reading this to actually understand what this pipeline talk means. I see a lot of misunderstandings and straight up disinformation circulating here.
Mark Carney says hurdles remain as tensions rise over pipeline deal for Alberta
The prime minister said a memorandum of understanding with Alberta will set out "necessary conditions" for any federal greenlight to a new oil pipeline.
www.thestar.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Well, if you envisioned a future where you parked like an asshole. Your enterprise was successful.
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Up to 507 people were massacred in My Lai.

The soldiers said they were just following orders.

They were unlawful orders.

Their excuse didn’t work.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Happy Thanksgiving you Americans.
🦃🦆🐓😂😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
What the Whitehouse has become.

Wordle 1,621 3/6

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November 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
And after Jen fucks off she should again ...
#CanadaStrong #ElbowsUp #Never51State
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Netherlands for the win.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You be visiyed by three spirits.

My three.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Well .... this sucks. 🌬❄❄❄❄❄
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Actually, giving what they are doing to America and the the world at large, it is VERY apropos.
It does represent an instrument of torture and death.
Thou shalt not wear a cross around your neck if you always do the opposite of what Jesus would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Unbelievable.

Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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What good is he ⁉️
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Testify
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM