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Sam the Bard
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An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation
February 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
February 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
DO NOT FUCK WITH USPS
February 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Honestly if I go bald it won’t be so bad, I’ll just get a job at a soda fountain.
February 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It’s too bad the Catholic Church is so out of touch bc a cozy game where you play as a nun in a convent would go pretty hard.
February 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I missed this entirely:

The FAA Administrator criticized Space X’s safety record and threatened fines.

Musk demanded he resign.

He did.

On January 20th.

www.thedailybeast.com/faa-chief-mi...
FAA Chief Quit on Jan. 20 After Elon Musk Told Him to Resign
Michael Whitaker had only been in the role for a year but the SpaceX chief accused him of “harassment.”
www.thedailybeast.com
January 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
January 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Sobbing through #OnyxStorm while trying to sliptrail this lettering = a lot of cleanup work needed
#ceramics
January 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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What To Know About The Jan. 6 Pardons
theonion.com/what-to...
January 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Might just make this a Sage fan page.
January 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM