sam
@samwoodring.bsky.social
she/her
professional abortion funder @abortionfundofohio.bsky.social
amateur goof
professional abortion funder @abortionfundofohio.bsky.social
amateur goof
Nike HQ watching Angel Reese single-handedly revive Reebok
September 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Nike HQ watching Angel Reese single-handedly revive Reebok
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A quick Monday reminder:
Reproductive Justice is wholly incompatible with empire.
Reproductive Justice is wholly incompatible with empire.
July 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
A quick Monday reminder:
Reproductive Justice is wholly incompatible with empire.
Reproductive Justice is wholly incompatible with empire.
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You’re in her dms, we’re funding her abortion. We are not the same.
July 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
You’re in her dms, we’re funding her abortion. We are not the same.
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one thing about me is I want the indiana fever to lose
June 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
one thing about me is I want the indiana fever to lose
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UPDATE: The West Virginia Prosecuting Attorneys Association said do not do what this guy suggested
www.jezebel.com/prosecutor-g...
www.jezebel.com/prosecutor-g...
A West Virginia prosecutor said Friday that while *he* doesn’t want to investigate women for miscarriages, his colleagues are discussing it. He suggested people protect themselves by self-reporting pregnancy losses to police or a doctor.
Why this is a horrible idea, feat @ifwhenhow.bsky.social
Why this is a horrible idea, feat @ifwhenhow.bsky.social
Prosecutor Suggests Miscarrying Women Call the Cops to Protect Themselves From Criminal Charges
"I don't think you need to be a co-writer on Law & Order SVU to think about why that is a not so great idea," one reproductive justice advocate told Jezebel.
www.jezebel.com
June 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
UPDATE: The West Virginia Prosecuting Attorneys Association said do not do what this guy suggested
www.jezebel.com/prosecutor-g...
www.jezebel.com/prosecutor-g...
"you got snap?"
my brother in christ I have a 401k
my brother in christ I have a 401k
June 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"you got snap?"
my brother in christ I have a 401k
my brother in christ I have a 401k
american dream check-in: ❌ climbing the corporate ladder
❌ house in the suburbs
❌ 2 kids & a husband
✅ a fit so whimsical I got called a polly pocket
❌ house in the suburbs
❌ 2 kids & a husband
✅ a fit so whimsical I got called a polly pocket
May 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
american dream check-in: ❌ climbing the corporate ladder
❌ house in the suburbs
❌ 2 kids & a husband
✅ a fit so whimsical I got called a polly pocket
❌ house in the suburbs
❌ 2 kids & a husband
✅ a fit so whimsical I got called a polly pocket
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Sex is cool, but have you ever felt the rush of knowing you helped someone pay for their abortion??
April 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Sex is cool, but have you ever felt the rush of knowing you helped someone pay for their abortion??
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We could all use a sweet treat right now 🍦👀
Pop by the North Market Jeni’s around lunch on Wednesday, April 16th, and 25% of all sales will benefit AFO!
Plus, you can try our very own pairing—Gimme the Dough, Honey!—featuring Double Dough and Honey Vanilla Bean.
Pop by the North Market Jeni’s around lunch on Wednesday, April 16th, and 25% of all sales will benefit AFO!
Plus, you can try our very own pairing—Gimme the Dough, Honey!—featuring Double Dough and Honey Vanilla Bean.
April 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
We could all use a sweet treat right now 🍦👀
Pop by the North Market Jeni’s around lunch on Wednesday, April 16th, and 25% of all sales will benefit AFO!
Plus, you can try our very own pairing—Gimme the Dough, Honey!—featuring Double Dough and Honey Vanilla Bean.
Pop by the North Market Jeni’s around lunch on Wednesday, April 16th, and 25% of all sales will benefit AFO!
Plus, you can try our very own pairing—Gimme the Dough, Honey!—featuring Double Dough and Honey Vanilla Bean.
please i have seen more clothes than a 2013 platos closet
Drop off for Saturday’s clothing swap is now CLOSED, but you can still join us by getting a shop-only ticket or community ticket (free!).
100% of proceeds from the event benefit abortion seekers in Ohio, so share with friends!
secure.everyaction.com/RlmFtOfuIEmz...
100% of proceeds from the event benefit abortion seekers in Ohio, so share with friends!
secure.everyaction.com/RlmFtOfuIEmz...
March 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
please i have seen more clothes than a 2013 platos closet
life's an oopsie and I'm just a daisy
February 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
life's an oopsie and I'm just a daisy
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Everyone should have their credit frozen all the time! You can be nearly certain that your personal information has already been exposed in a breach long before our current mess. It’s easy to temporarily unfreeze your credit when you actually need to apply for something—no reason not to do it
February 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Everyone should have their credit frozen all the time! You can be nearly certain that your personal information has already been exposed in a breach long before our current mess. It’s easy to temporarily unfreeze your credit when you actually need to apply for something—no reason not to do it
They should invent a history that doesn't repeat itself
January 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
They should invent a history that doesn't repeat itself
Creating lots this January, the month of empty pockets
January 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Creating lots this January, the month of empty pockets
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they are trying to make being hot and sexy illegal. i am doing everything in my power to protect your rights
December 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
they are trying to make being hot and sexy illegal. i am doing everything in my power to protect your rights
unfortunately I believe that people fundamentally deserve grace. aaand you don't have to be the one to give it to them.
December 13, 2024 at 2:29 AM
unfortunately I believe that people fundamentally deserve grace. aaand you don't have to be the one to give it to them.
*redownloads citizen*
"Report of Human Bones Found (0.2 miles)"
*deletes citizen*
"Report of Human Bones Found (0.2 miles)"
*deletes citizen*
December 9, 2024 at 1:11 AM
*redownloads citizen*
"Report of Human Bones Found (0.2 miles)"
*deletes citizen*
"Report of Human Bones Found (0.2 miles)"
*deletes citizen*
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i'm completely serious that handsome locked in 5'10 white men with athletic builds in nyc have to be careful right now because if you are wearing a hood you could be misidentified... definitely stay inside i may also be able to shelter some of you
December 5, 2024 at 6:59 PM
i'm completely serious that handsome locked in 5'10 white men with athletic builds in nyc have to be careful right now because if you are wearing a hood you could be misidentified... definitely stay inside i may also be able to shelter some of you
Don't live skeet your crimes, no matter how skeet-worthy
December 5, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Don't live skeet your crimes, no matter how skeet-worthy
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I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen
December 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen
Bring back the softsoap fish pump cowards
December 4, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Bring back the softsoap fish pump cowards
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ACAB especially includes local sheriffs who won't let snowmen do a little crime
November 29, 2024 at 6:35 PM
ACAB especially includes local sheriffs who won't let snowmen do a little crime
There's not enough casual pro-abortion propaganda in the world
November 29, 2024 at 2:25 PM
There's not enough casual pro-abortion propaganda in the world
Urgent need for everyone to start dropping weird bird pics & locations
November 27, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Urgent need for everyone to start dropping weird bird pics & locations