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she/her
professional abortion funder @abortionfundofohio.bsky.social
amateur goof
Nike HQ watching Angel Reese single-handedly revive Reebok
September 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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A quick Monday reminder:
Reproductive Justice is wholly incompatible with empire.
July 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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You’re in her dms, we’re funding her abortion. We are not the same.
July 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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one thing about me is I want the indiana fever to lose
June 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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UPDATE: The West Virginia Prosecuting Attorneys Association said do not do what this guy suggested
www.jezebel.com/prosecutor-g...
A West Virginia prosecutor said Friday that while *he* doesn’t want to investigate women for miscarriages, his colleagues are discussing it. He suggested people protect themselves by self-reporting pregnancy losses to police or a doctor.

Why this is a horrible idea, feat @ifwhenhow.bsky.social
Prosecutor Suggests Miscarrying Women Call the Cops to Protect Themselves From Criminal Charges
"I don't think you need to be a co-writer on Law & Order SVU to think about why that is a not so great idea," one reproductive justice advocate told Jezebel.
www.jezebel.com
June 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"you got snap?"
my brother in christ I have a 401k
June 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
american dream check-in: ❌ climbing the corporate ladder
❌ house in the suburbs
❌ 2 kids & a husband
✅ a fit so whimsical I got called a polly pocket
May 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Sex is cool, but have you ever felt the rush of knowing you helped someone pay for their abortion??
April 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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We could all use a sweet treat right now 🍦👀

Pop by the North Market Jeni’s around lunch on Wednesday, April 16th, and 25% of all sales will benefit AFO!

Plus, you can try our very own pairing—Gimme the Dough, Honey!—featuring Double Dough and Honey Vanilla Bean.
April 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
please i have seen more clothes than a 2013 platos closet
Drop off for Saturday’s clothing swap is now CLOSED, but you can still join us by getting a shop-only ticket or community ticket (free!).

100% of proceeds from the event benefit abortion seekers in Ohio, so share with friends!
secure.everyaction.com/RlmFtOfuIEmz...
March 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
life's an oopsie and I'm just a daisy
February 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Everyone should have their credit frozen all the time! You can be nearly certain that your personal information has already been exposed in a breach long before our current mess. It’s easy to temporarily unfreeze your credit when you actually need to apply for something—no reason not to do it
February 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
They should invent a history that doesn't repeat itself
January 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Creating lots this January, the month of empty pockets
January 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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they are trying to make being hot and sexy illegal. i am doing everything in my power to protect your rights
December 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
unfortunately I believe that people fundamentally deserve grace. aaand you don't have to be the one to give it to them.
December 13, 2024 at 2:29 AM
*redownloads citizen*

"Report of Human Bones Found (0.2 miles)"

*deletes citizen*
December 9, 2024 at 1:11 AM
December 5, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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i'm completely serious that handsome locked in 5'10 white men with athletic builds in nyc have to be careful right now because if you are wearing a hood you could be misidentified... definitely stay inside i may also be able to shelter some of you
December 5, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Don't live skeet your crimes, no matter how skeet-worthy
December 5, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen
December 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Bring back the softsoap fish pump cowards
December 4, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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ACAB especially includes local sheriffs who won't let snowmen do a little crime
November 29, 2024 at 6:35 PM
There's not enough casual pro-abortion propaganda in the world
November 29, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Urgent need for everyone to start dropping weird bird pics & locations
There's a weird bird at the Grandview Giant Eagle.
November 27, 2024 at 2:30 AM