it's my birthday today! 🌹 I'd be grateful if you shared my art as a gift to me 🫶

if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

Is Spongebob a swinger?
What's with the pineapple, hmm?

When Lower Decks started I commisioned this avatar for my partner from the amazing artist @Neldorwen over on the other place.
She's part Klingon and triple breasted like the girl in Total Recall at her own request

Twitter didn't gain relevance by being the biggest platform, it gained relevancy through the quality of the content and individuals. The main goal for everyone here should be to encourage global defender, media, and establishment accounts to transition to #BlueSky. That'll provide legitimacy.

He doesn’t love the hairdryer but he gets it and really puts up with it and it’s all over quickly

It is true, and not just for comedians: the introduction of the ‘like’ button marked the end of Twitter’s golden age. I discovered so many great accounts when they were RTed in my direction. Tomorrow I’m just going to do that for a bunch of funny/interesting people.

Please repost (retweet) stuff on here. Once that stopped on Twitter, we comedians didn’t feel the platform was working for us. I know it’s a wank thing to ask to publicise us, but we need it and we publicise loads of other things. Isn’t reposting a comedian better than reposting outrage? I hope so.

We are saddened at the passing of Star Trek: TNG and Voyager production designer Richard D. James. Richard won an Emmy in 1990 (with Jimmy Mees) for "Sins of the Father" (TNG.) We worked with Richard on his 6 seasons of TNG, and all 7 years of Voyager.
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Another thirst trap from this chap

Alright everybody, I think we can criticise Musk all we like but try not to be too hilarious this time - we don’t want him coming and kicking this place down as well because he so desperately wants to be funny that he just doesn’t get anything at all

Ronnie as a smol baby 3 years ago

#dogsofbluesky

I’m loving this cheek-to-cheek ballroom dancing stance they take!
Reminds me of my favourite short film (I’ve been to 2 film festivals)

Tanghi Argentini (2006)

It tickles my partner to take photos of our dog so it looks as if he’s doing his own thirst trap

I present my Trek Twitter credentials

Start as you mean to go on - have this in my library from the old days. I can’t remember the original context but it’s one of the very few memes I’ve ever bothered to make myself

Tad concerned this is like quitting smoking then trying a vape.