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2 raccoons in a band shirt. SF
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Oh my god
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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More like CeeDee Turkey bc folks he’s cooking today
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Please stop making me have to hear or know about Pat McAfee
April 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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reports from dodger stadium indicate the descendants of attendees are forming loose tribal societies and constructing primitive shelters near concessions after abandoning their nomadic lifestyle for agriculture
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Ohtani thought he was Dave Roberts there
October 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Chauncey Billups' co-defendants include: Big Bruce, Pookie, Sugar, Albanian Bruce, Spook, The Wrestler, Flappy, and Spanish G.

I'm 100% serious
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Mamdani's refusal to commit to a two-parade solution is quite telling!
October 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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It’s wild how much hate people get for pointing out that Taylor Swift’s mass market lyricism and artistry about white heterosexual womanhood do in fact reflect and contribute to the sociopolitical culture we all share. Certain types of fandom are actively hostile to cultural critique!
October 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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You must see it, even if you must not
September 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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One of the downsides of impulsively getting my husband a python for Father’s Day has been opening up the fridge to this sort of thing
September 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I seriously don't know how to explain to people that it is not in fact a sign of maturity and democracy to peacefully debate whether certain groups of people should be allowed to exist
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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September 11th, 2001. A shocked nation grieves as the World Trade Center is destroyed in the largest terrorist attack on American soil. Unsure of what else to do, GameFAQs user BoredGamer collects their thoughts and begins to work on a plain text walkthrough of Tail of the Sun
March 25, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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at the current rate rate, Jalen Carter is going to get ejected 10,200 times this NFL season
September 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
*Inside Subway*

Lemme get a sandwich, just mayo. More please. Keep going. Don't hold back. You wanna just use a second bottle? I'll tell you when.
August 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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I find the dildo thing pretty appalling so I wrote a bit about why
Why A Bunch Of Real Dicks Keep Throwing Fake Ones | Defector
Every misogynist joke poses a question to its female audience: Can you laugh along? Will you be chill or are you going to make a big deal out of this? Are you going to be a bitch about it? Arriving in...
defector.com
August 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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i see a post every day of my life like "stop 👏expecting👏politicians👏to👏do👏the👏emotional👏labor👏of👏stopping👏fascism👏" like what are we doing here
July 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
unfortunately I missed a direct shot of the moment they sped away but yeah what the fuck
July 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
unfortunately I missed a direct shot of the moment they sped away but yeah what the fuck
July 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
just watched ice run people over downtown sf
July 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Me: Man, not feeling this country right now!
Ava Max and her team: Sure, right. But have you considered... sex youtu.be/59H3_8oCqic?...
Ava Max - Wet, Hot American Dream
YouTube video by Ava Max
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July 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM